'Hey, sorry I missed your text, I am processing a nonstop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave' —@VeryBadLlama
"Hey, sorry I missed your text, I am processing a nonstop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave" —@VeryBadLlamaA high-value man has 5,000 a year and a house in town. A man of consequence has 10,000 a year, beautiful grounds at Pemberley, and a flawless appreciation for ready wit and fine eyes.
I swear, every man in this city bought their cologne from Cat Piss r’ Us this summer because I have never smelled such wretchedness. One thing about Taylor…she’s gonna meet your mom 😩 you may not hear from her after a month. But she definitely gonna meet your momma.I’m casually fucking this man. He text me. I come to the door. We fuck. Awkwardly make small talk for 10 minutes. He leaves. But tonight was different. I offered this man a water, he starts telling me something he’s excited for this week. It was adorable.
block me if you want but I’m excited for it to get colder at night so I can truly be on my snug as a bug in a rug game “you need to sign for your ADHD medication because it’s extremely addictive,” says my pharmacist before handing over a prescription I need to set at least six phone alarms to remember to take
asking u to send good energy to the sephora employee at the register who looked at me, taken aback, and went “your voice is so calming. i’ve just experienced a lot today and….. it’s just so soothing ” after i said “hi. yes, just this”
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