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Here Are 15 Events From History That Never Not Be Funny
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Rabbits – terrorising humans since 1807.

u/drunk_haile_selassie:"Count" Victor Lustig was a career criminal who posed as a member of the French government in order to hold a meeting at the Hôtel de Crillon. He invited business people from theto the hotel, where he told them the Eiffel Tower would be torn down and sold for scrap due to faults and costly repairs. He initiated a bidding war, and the tower was sold to the highest bidder by Lustig himself.

A few hundred years later, and the only thing that emperor is famous for is trying to hide the fact he fell off his horse.""Spanish chicken farmer Juan Pujol Garcia tried to become a spy for the MI5, but they rejected him. He then applied to become a spy for the Nazi SS, who accepted him. The SS gave him the order to start a spy network in London, but instead he set up shop in Lisbon. There, he started feeding the Nazi commanders a bunch of horseshit intel".

, and would blame it on one of his fictional subordinates... The MI5 became aware of his existence [and] enrolled him into their ranks, and that's when his bullshittery started getting serious. He was given the nickname Garbo, in reference to"the best actor in the world", Greta Garbo. His most important work was on Operation Fortitude. He helped convince Nazi high command that the invasion of Normandy was a diversion – officers believed a larger army was due to land in Calais. For his 'efforts', he was awarded the Iron Cross, authorised by Hitler himself... He was also given an MBE medal by the British King, making him one of the few people who received medals from both sides. He later faked his death and fled to Venezuela after the war, where he then ran a bookshop.

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