The best dad jokes of all-time have been revealed – withAdvertisement
A poll of 2,000 adults has found what they consider to be the top 20 cheesiest gags fathers like to inflict on anyone they can.‘I don’t think they’ll fit me’ when asked to put a child’s shoes on also featured alongside ‘I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down’.
Of those who have kids, 39% are convinced their attempts at humour bring nothing but embarrassment to them. Unfortunately for the children, this only makes 83% determined to make even more terrible wisecracks. Respondents estimate it takes approximately four years to master the art of the dad joke, after becoming a parent for the first time.Thinking about their own fathers, 47% remember them being amusing, with 12% described as ‘very funny’.
Just under three in 10 even believe their old man’s terrible gags form some of their favourite memories of them. And 31% say that even though dad jokes are often cheesier than a French buffet, they still love them, according to the OnePoll figures.‘This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.’Q: ‘Dad, can you put my shoes on? A: ‘No, I don’t think they’ll fit me.’Q: ‘Can you put the cat out?’ A: ‘I didn’t know it was on fire.
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