Vienna man fined 500 euros for deliberate 'massive flatulence'

The police defended the massive fine saying the accused man had deliberately emitted a 'massive flatulence.' VIENNA, AUSTRIA -- Austrian police fined a man 500 euros for loudly breaking wind after officers stopped him earlier this month to check his identity.

The police defended the massive fine saying he had deliberately emitted a "massive flatulence," lifting his backside from the bench where he was sitting. The accused complained of what he called the disproportionate and unjustified fine when he gave his account of the June 5 events on the O24 news website.

In reply to social media commentaries that followed, the police in the Austrian capital justified their reaction on Twitter.However, in this case, the police said, the young man had appeared "provocative and uncooperative" in general. He then "slightly raised himself from the bench, looked at the officers and patently, in a completely deliberate way, emitted a massive flatulence in their immediate proximity."

I did that too when i was young. Smelled so bad the cops have to leave the room. When they came back half an hour later still reeked. Hahaha

Still doesn't top the story about the guy who's gas was so haenous, they had to clear the room at a Kenyan debate and it made global headlines. 'Your Honour, one of us has polluted the air...'.🤣

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just call it a fart - they should have paid him, everyone loves bathroom humour, blazing saddles still lives.

Haven't read this 'story,' but what do the Viennese think happens to a body trying to process one of their sausages?

Athoritarianism

Paying tha gas bill.

Good thing the never heard me after having my Nona's bean soup!😳

kennyhotz

Was he of French descent?

bruhhhh...

Ground breaking journalism right here folks! journalismisdead

Too much sausage in his diet? 😂

Something to do with Global Warming ? Clear the decks !

That’s hilarious.. Mind you, I’m glad I wasn’t there... lol

Layoff the devilled eggs. You're welcome.🙃👊

Move over FloridaMan.

Lmfaooooooo best news in a while lolool

Not the first Austrian born man with anger management issues who uses gas as a weapon.

Dogs gotta dog

If you're lactose intolerant don't eat cow dairy. Try goat or sheep dairy instead.

New form of gas tax

What does that work out to per liter?

Absolutely pathetic 'journalism.' Should be ashamed of yourselves.

W

Don't loud farts transmit the Wuhan virus? I think I read somewhere in a WHO journal that it can be spread by farts. And why were the cops not social distancing? How close were they to actually hear the fart.

OMG.. what an expensive fart!

Okay... I'll bite! *clicks on article link

Challenge accepted!

That’s not Venus!

Sounds like a CTV story

Slow news day, CTV?

Could he pay in penny FARThings?

I guess I cannot go to Vienna. I will have to live vicariously through the sausages then.

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