Trevor Noah Drops Scathing Theory On Why Melania Can’t Dump Trump

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'The Daily Show' host cooks up a wild explanation for the presidential marriage.

“Trump doesn’t actually want to be president. He just really needs that Secret Service protection,” “The Daily Show” host said. “Shit, if I had $400 million in loans coming due, I’d also be trying to cancel the election.”“If she divorces him, she gets half of the $400 million in debt,” Noah cracked.

Noah also noted that Trump was rooting for Sen. Bernie Sanders to win the Democratic presidential nomination instead of Joe Biden. “He wanted [Sanders] to win so that the government would bail him out,” Noah said, adding: “It even explains why Trump has been destroying the post office. Good luck collecting your money when you can’t mail him a bill.”We want to know what you’re hearing on the ground from the candidates. If you get any interesting ― or suspicious! ― campaign mailers, robocalls or hear anything else you think we should know about, email us at scoops@huffpost.

 

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God hates divorces and I do also. I will keep you and your wife and families in my prayers Sir. May The good LORD bless the USA. Mr. Donald Trump, if you need spiritual help, I am here for you. My Email is, abelrobbins115gmail.com

What does Sophie get if she divorces Justin? Stick to Canadian news!

'I am super successful, have grown great businesses, amazing businesses'... Your debt says otherwise.

Or she loves him

If she was a really smart women she would have a secret account that she has put money into, that he doesn't know about!

Plot twist! Talk about a plan backfiring on yourself lol

You can bet he has some contract drawn up if she leaves him. She is better to keep making her own money let the kids have the debt

The stupidity of leftist entertainers is overwhelming.

Now do Justin and Sofie.

I'm so embarrassed for all of these f'n morons who have no idea how taxes (an in particular real estate taxes) work. Just delete your account.

Your desperation is showing. Surrender.

Huffpost is trying so hard to spin for Democrats.

I bet people like him could get even more loans but a salaried person with zero debt can't even get a $1 Million in mortgage.

Wow and he still donates the whole presidential pay cheque to charity. I wonder if Biden will do that? 🤔

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