Hey Pandas, Tell Me Your Corniest Dad Joke

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The cornier the better!

Looks like my two additions were downvoted to oblivion or reported for no valid reason by the trolls that are systematically attacking me.

They were, what do you call a fly without wings? A walk. And what do you call a joke without a punchline?Mom Demands Her Whole Family Be Upgraded To First Class, Forcing 13-Year-Old To Give Up His Seat, But Gets Deplaned Instead-Enjoys flying around and stealing tourists foodHi there! I'm Gabrielė, but you can also catch me responding to Gab, Gabi, Gabert, or Gabe – take your pick.

Beyond work, you'll catch me traveling, listening to vinyl and diving into movies, art exhibitions, and concerts. I'm a culture buff at heart, always eager to explore and embrace the richness of the human experience.Big moron and little moron were sitting on a bridge. Big moron fell off but the other did not. Why? He was a little more onBig moron and little moron were sitting on a bridge. Big moron fell off but the other did not.

 

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