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Trump Campaign Promotes Online Polls To Inflate Results And Show Trump, Pence Won DebatesThe Trump campaign has deployed the tactic for both debates, even as scientific-based polls show voters believed Pence and Trump lost the debate.
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While Trump Touts 'Cure' Made By Regeneron, Its CEO Is A Member Of Trump Golf ClubTrump received exclusive access to an experimental antibody therapy produced by Regeneron
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Sarah Cooper Hopes Donald Trump Gets Fired, Even If It Means the End of Her ImpersonationsIs there anyone on the planet who hasn’t seen Sarah Cooper’s impersonations of Donald Trump? Her viral videos, set to the soundtrack of the president’s own (gibberish) words, have become ubiquitous…
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Trump returns to Oval Office despite isolation rules, infection risksEven as President Trump remains infected with the novel coronavirus and contagious, he returned to the Oval Office, disregarding isolation rules and putting staffers at increased risk.
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