To help you avoid coming off like a desperate or insensitive fucking creep, The Onion provides this handy guide to the things you should never say to a strip club performer.
To help you avoid coming off like a desperate or insensitive fucking creep,Advertisement“Can you turn down the music while I call my wife?”Advertisement“Do you know what time the bouncer is performing tonight?”“I acknowledge your personhood and recognize that you are providing a service that is deserving of my respect.”“I acknowledge your personhood and recognize that you are providing a service that is deserving of my respect.”“I bet you make a lot of money.
“Egad! Do mine eyes deceive me, or be it two massive bazonkers!?”Advertisement“I’d like you to take me in the back, paint my face, and make me a balloon animal.”“You must be chilly not wearing any clothes. Here, let me give you my jacket.”While a nice gesture, they don’t know where your jacket has been and will likely not accept it.List slidesShe’s a stripper, not a matchmaker.
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