'There are those who can’t relax when there are dishes in the sink and those who don’t even notice dishes in the sink and they marry each other.'
Somehow married people on X, formerly known as Twitter, continue to find humor in the minutiae of married life. Every week, we round up the funniest marriage tweets on the platform. Read on for 23 relatable ones that will have you laughing in agreement.My husband sent me a photo to show he changed the overhead light in our stairwell, and I thought about sending him photos of everything I accomplish in a day but that would break the internet.
My husband is watching a YouTube video to figure out how to fix my car because “it’ll be easy” so I guess I’m dying today.We may not have reached all of our financial and life goals as a couple, but my wife of over 20 years and I completed a corn maze together without a single fight and had fun doing it so we’re just going to take that as our sign of a successful marriage.
We are so jettlagged and my husband who is watering the plants just asked which plants I already watered and I said "the green one" and he's frustrated with this answer because "they're all green!" and we're trying to stay awake until 8:00 to combat the jet lag I'm so tired helpMe, snapping out of a trance: Oh thank god you’re here, I was about to get into a fight with the men in the comments on a WNBA post.
United States Latest News, United States Headlines
Similar News:You can also read news stories similar to this one that we have collected from other news sources.
10 Funniest Far Side Comics That Reference Classic CartoonsClassic cartoons were a huge influence on Gary Larson's long-running absurdist newspaper strip The Far Side. Here are the ten best references.
Read more »
21 Hilarious Tweets By Women That Are So Funny, Your Brain Will Legit Explode'when men honk at you to get your attention in the street it’s like ok. now what. you have startled me and now your down the street. what was the point.' —chrissychlapp
Read more »
Bushfire tweets reveal role of social media in emergenciesA study on social media activity during the Black Summer bushfires has revealed how the discussions changed through the phases of the disaster, and how critical social media is in disseminating information during natural disasters. The study was published in Forest Ecology and Management.
Read more »
@Satoshi X account tweets first time in 5 years, touts Bitcoin as a predicate machineSatoshi, a verified account on giant social media platform X (formerly Twitter) has resurfaced after almost five years of dormancy, sparking conversa
Read more »
Apparently We've Been Learning The Wrong Math In School, And These Tweets Are Perfect Proof4+4=ATE!
Read more »