'My wife keeps the romance alive by leaving me to deactivate most of her many daily phone alarms, she's so playful this chick.'
I don’t often reconnect with old college buddies but when I do it’s because my wife asked me to get their new address because our Christmas card came back.
It was as my wife began reading the third entry from her list of resolutions that the grim reality struck: they were resolutions for *me*My wife keeps the romance alive by leaving me to deactivate most of her many daily phone alarms, she's so playful this chickI had my suspicions that my husband was getting me an air fryer for Christmas from his casual mentions about air fryers and the air fryer box that’s been sitting in our living room for the entire month of December.
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