Conservative media figures recently began circulating conspiracy theories that Taylor Swift is part of a government-funded psyop to get President Joe Biden reelected. The Onion asked fans how they felt about the right-wing attacks, and this is what they said.
Chris Billings, Cold-Caller “I’ve listened to every album backward, and she only says ‘Emperor Joe Biden’ three or four times.” Gabby Layman, Programmer “The idea that Taylor could choose the president, if anything, underestimates her power.” Lucas Oberdin, Pentagon Agent “We wish. We don’t have the budget for Taylor Swift’s psyop booking fee.
” Dan Stanfield, Professor “If Taylor actually wanted to pick the president, she’d just tweet out their name and we’d bribe, threaten, and kill until they were in office.” Hannah Reinfeldt, Financial Advisor “C’mon, she was literally dating a Nazi less than a year ago.” Chloe McPherson, Biology Teacher “Tay is finally dating a nice guy who respects her. It’s obviously fake.” Molly Connor, High School Student “All of her love songs are actually about her burning desire for Joe Biden.
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