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Spare us from ‘middle aged Love Island’, we’re too busy looking for our glasses ✒️ Simon_Kelner for ipaperviews

ITV’s forthcoming reality show The Romance Retreat is being billed as ‘Middle-Aged Love Island’

“Can you imagine dating at our age?” a friend asked, rhetorically. He is going through difficulties in his marriage, and is unnerved by the prospect of becoming single again in his later life. “It would be like asking a footballer from the 1950s to play in the Premier League,” he said. “The game has changed completely.”

He’s right, of course. I can remember the days when dating took place in real life rather than virtually, and was exclusively something that other, younger people did. The idea that oldies had a romantic life, never mind a sex life, wasn’t even on the agenda. Today, however, it’s not a curio, it’s an industry, and there’s soon to be a television programme which will turn the matter that made my friend so queasy into entertainment.

will be more in keeping with its participants and its target audience. So instead of taking place on a sun-kissed Mediterranean island where skimpy swimsuits are the order of the day, the backdrop is more likely to be a big house in the Cotswolds, near to an antiques shop, with everyone in sensible shoes.

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