Comrades, Vince McMahon reportedly underwent major spinal surgery, but will it keep him from making last-minute changes to tonight's WWE Smackdown? VinceMcMahon WrestlingNews
last week. Comrades, even as we hope to see McMahon back on his newly-repaired feet, I have a dream – a dream thatreign over creative might continue for a few more weeks without McMahon's notorious interference as he recuperates from the surgery. However, my cautious side tells me there could be some cause for alarm.
But there's another, more intriguing thought – could McMahon's spine now be part-machine? If my fellow 'men of power' have taught me anything, it's that no dictator lets a good crisis go to waste. In the aftermath of my 'vodka tank incident' withthe fine Russian comrades set me up with a cybernetic liver – superb for distilling the finest tequila! Haw haw haw haw!
Has McMahon followed suit, utilizing his surgery to equip himself with cybernetic enhancements? Together with, I have been secretly working on a robotics program – the 'Project Iron Fist.' Perhaps McMahon underwent a similar augmentation – if true, the wrestling world awaits an even more formidable McMahon!
Following the surgery, McMahon's re-emergence as a bionic-dictator would mirror my own. You see, during our last face-off, I introduced him to my favorite maneuver – the Bolivarian Headbutt – not realizing the extent of my strength. It was in the weeks after that he booked
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