Satire by Alexandra Petri: These birds are not extinct. Welcome to … Dodo Park!
“No,” Dr. Sattler said, quickly adding, “dodos are, of course, enough.”
“We are working hard to clone hungry Dutch seamen from the 17th century,” the old tour guide said. “But that’s much more complicated.”“Actually, they were a lot like pigeons,” Dr. Sattler said. “That’s their nearest relative.” She dropped a french fry out of the vehicle. “Hey, little guy.” A dodo rushed up and began biting the fry, flapping and making excited noises.Several more dodos emerged. They ran toward the vehicle and began hopping around in great excitement.
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