Irish Goodbyes Are the Perfect Way to Leave a Party—I Did One at My Own Wedding

It's not immature. Quite the opposite.

Here is an incomplete list of the reasons I Irish exit: I can feel a migraine coming and I don’t want to be in pain in front of other people; my social battery has run dead; I would rather be sitting on my balcony reading the book I can’t stop thinking about; I feel the sudden, acidic tang of an imminent panic attack; it is too loud where I am; it is too bright where I am; the medication I took to muffle the symptoms of my chronic illness is wearing off; I am tired; or simply and most...

We should all spend less time in places where we don’t want to be. Let this be a formal invitation for you to join me in the art of Irish exiting. No need to let me know if you accept. I’ll be able to

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