Is Lindsay Lohan's Pepsi and milk concoction as gross as it sounds? colemanjspilde decided to try 'Pilk' for beastobsessed. Here are all his thoughts: ,
What is Pilk? Oh god, I’m so glad that you asked! I’ve been dying to share. Pilk is Pepsi and milk. Pleaseyour jeers and retching—this is not a space for haters! I, too, was initially turned off by the sound of an ultra-sugary, syrupy soft drink and pasteurized cow’s milk swirling together as one toxic sludge of drinkable abomination. But I am also nothing if not a hungry little swine for bonkers capitalism, which is precisely what this advertisement is.
I received a slight side-eye from the cashier upon putting down my 20 oz. bottle of full-sugar Pepsi next to a bottle of organic kombucha, but the duality of man comes in many forms. One part of you wants a healthy gut biome with adequate flora and fauna. And the other part of you—the id—demands Pilk.
Since it was already in a wine glass, I swirled the Pilk just enough for it to emit a frothy bouquet for scent assessment, but not enough to alter any carbonation properties. It smells like, well, soda and milk. I would describe the scent as Bath & Body Works-adjacent, like the three-wick Frosted Sugar Cookie candle your aunt got you for Christmas when you were 12 .The sensation of pouring Pilk-to-mouth is unlike any other.
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