'I’ve just arrived in Miami to cover Art Basel and am already conducting FaceTime therapy in bumper-to-bumper traffic,' writes _zs in his dispatch from the 20th edition of the fair.
and am already conducting FaceTime therapy in bumper-to-bumper traffic. When I pull into a parking spot in my friend’s rental—a Tesla with a rainbow tie dye wrap—to answer my therapist’s call, she’s shocked to see how calm and collected I am.
A rapper starts performing and none of the five gays know who she is, so I decide it’s time to head across the street to The Edition, where New York favs Club Glam andMagazine are hosting a bowling and ice-skating party in the basement. There, I’m surprised to find Shenghao Li—designer of the raver-approved handbag line Ratio Et Motus—smiling behind the decks.
Minutes later, GloRilla has emerged in a long blue wig. Her husky voice sounds even better live as she taunts a loser ex, “You ain’t been in shit since that PPP loan” in her anthem to being free and single, “F.N.F.” I feel free, too, as if I’ve been released from social content jail. Or maybe GloRilla truly is that bitch.it’s too windy for the beach, so Jonah and I decide to try for art instead.
“Period!” Ant Puke yells triumphantly outside the club where a couple fans keep the party going, dancing to the car stereo in the knee-high grass next to a sewer ditch.house party feel perfectly cast for this final opportunity to get chopped at the door: two white women hiccup the word “slay” after stumbling out of a huge SUV to join me and my friends in the driveway as we negotiate with security.
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