‘Twas the night before Christmas, and throughout the community … not a complaint was heard – there existed pure unity …
With apologies to Clement Clarke Moore, here’s my rendition of ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas .. for HOAs …Not a complaint was heard – there existed pure unity;In hopes that the board and manager would soon see them there.No worries of paint, roofs, or plumbing disturbing their heads,Had just settled down for a break from reviewing the dues.I sprang to my balcony to see just what was the matter.
He wore a red fur coat over an ample belly, andHis smile quickly faded as they all turned away,Amidst the sound of what? Eight snorting … reindeer?He arrived with a viewpoint both refreshing and new,He said “Now, Member! Now, Neighbor! Now, Bylaws and Covenant,Now back to your homes, return to your castles,He said “you by choice bought into this community,Hey, consider joining a committee or maybe three.If all focus only on yourselves, a nightmare it will soon seem.
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