From Chuck E. Cheese to bananas: Readers share their moms' most memorable lies

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From Chuck E. Cheese to bananas: Readers share their moms' most memorable lies
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One vegetarian reader's mom told her that real beef burgers were veggie burgers

growing up, whether they were to make us feel better, keep us safe or stop us from crying upon realizing Santa isn't real ."That Chuck E. Cheese was only open for birthdays.""That my goldfish lived FIVE years!! One day I got home from school and caught her flushing one down the toilet."That "tuna fish was a plant" and real beef burgers were veggie burgers. Kelsey was trying to be a vegetarian."That our dad was away on a business trip when he went to jail.

I grew up thinking this was some sort of universal health rule with dire consequences.""That high school the happiest days of your life. Thank God that wasn't true!"A friend's mom in Jersey said that when it gets warmer, the goldfish previously frozen in their backyard pond wake up from hibernation. The mom was buying new fish to add in every year.

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