CHICAGO—Completely embarrassing themselves in a pitiful display of collective ineptitude, a group of five female friends who gathered for happy hour Monday reportedly failed in their sole duty of providing a recommendation for a good gynecologist when asked for one by a new acquaintance who had recently moved to the area. “Yeah, I can’t really think of anyone,” said local woman Mary Goertz, echoing the sentiment of the four other total fuckups who, instead of completing the simple task of producing the name and location of a dependable women’s health specialist in their city, completely shit the bed and floundered around like useless imbeciles. “I think my coworker has a decent one. Maybe you should check online reviews or something.” At press time, a group of female friends at a nearby table who had overheard the conversation put the total failures in their place by serving up a “really great” gynecologist in two fucking seconds.
United States Latest News, United States Headlines
Similar News:You can also read news stories similar to this one that we have collected from other news sources.
Brad Pitt calls Jennifer Aniston a good friend at Golden GlobesBrad Pitt opened up about his relationship with Jennifer Aniston at the Golden Globes
Read more »
Brad Pitt Called Jennifer Aniston His 'Really Good Friend' at the Golden GlobesBrad Pitt called Jennifer Aniston his 'really good friend' during an interview on the Golden Globes red carpet Sunday night. The exes attended the same afterparty.
Read more »
Apple’s Fiscal Calendar Isn’t Tim Cook’s FriendCEO Tim Cook’s overall compensation at Apple fell 26% last year, while the company’s shares surged 89%—but timing is everything.
Read more »
Kate Beckinsale Left a Party With Machine Gun Kelly, a Friend of Her Ex Pete DavidsonKate Beckinsale Left a Golden Globes Party With Machine Gun Kelly, a Friend of Her Ex Pete Davidson
Read more »