Fateful Findings: The Room for the Next Generation of Bad Movie Lovers

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Fateful Findings: The Room for the Next Generation of Bad Movie Lovers
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As The Room's star fades and Tommy Wiseau keeps capitalizing on the game-changing bad movie, Neil Breen's Fateful Findings claims the crown.

But Breen does it all so singularly that he can’t help but be an auteur—unknowable, yet instantly recognizable.

He’s also a playful Casanova—seducing women by horking down a bite of undressed spinach while making an “Ain’t I a stinker?” face—but sex cannot control him.He’s as disciplined as a monk, and cannot fathom the frailty of others. When his friend is murdered—the scene staged to look like a suicide—Dylan sounds frustrated, like his kid quit the football team after an injury.So many egosploitation movies involve this kind of unlikely Übermensch, and Breen fits right into their star system.

The shadowy figures always accompany Dylan’s grand anti-authority ambitions to “expose” various cover-ups and frauds, about which he will not elaborate further. They are the physical manifestations of the Men in Black, the institutional puppetmasters operating beyond Breen’s perception. Dylan’s superpowers, on the other hand, are extensions of Breen’s masculine perfection. He can teleport through walls, but only to save a damsel in distress.

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