Carolines on Broadway laughs through the tears with its final holiday card

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In the annual message, the famed comedy club — which is to shut its doors on January 1st after 40 years — pokes fun of some of the year’s biggest moments.

Highlights this year include: “A Taylor Swift song about how Ticketmaster did her wrong,” “An exit strategy for Nick Cannon’s penis,” “Gisele [Bundchen] deflating Tom [Brady’s] balls,” and “Jada [Pinkett Smith’s] husband exercising a little more Will power,” “fewer men having a say about a woman’s right to choose,” and “a good dentist to wire Ye’s mouth shut permanently.”

They also paid tribute to those who were lost this year, with hope for “Bob [Saget] and Gilbert [Gottfried] regaling God with their raunchiest versions of the Aristocrats,” and “Sainthood for Betty White.”Nick Cannon and Betty White make an appearance in the jokes.

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