Biggest Things People Hate About ‘Wife Guys’

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Biggest Things People Hate About ‘Wife Guys’
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How about you spend a little more time with the wife you put on a social media pedestal and less time in the dusty barrel?

The Rodeo Clown Barrel They’re Always Hiding InList slidesSeems like it’s just a matter of time until you hear this about any given wife guy.Always Posting Photos Of Their Wife’s Tombstone On InstagramO.J. Simpson Was A Wife GuyIt’s hard to like a wife guy when you realize that O.J. Simpson was one of them for a while there.They Always Slap You When You Make A G.I. Jane Joke At The 2022 Oscars

It’s so frustrating that you can’t make an alopecia joke about someone’s wife without the wife guy assaulting you on live TV.They’re All So Tiny You Have To View Them Through A Microscope The only way to view a wife guy is through a high-powered microscope, making things unnecessarily difficult.

If you thought being a wife guy was bad, wait until you see what happens when their wife leaves them and they’re consumed by a midlife crisis.

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