From the gold jacuzzi of power, El Presidente dishes on Ace Steel's second exit from AEW! Life's ruff in the wrestling world.
Greetings from the gold-plated jacuzzi of my presidential palace, comrades! El Presidente is once again bringing you the freshest battles from the pro-wrestling trenches.
There was talk that AEW was sniffing out a place in sunny Florida for Steel to train talents. But it seems this plan has been neutered. From my luxurious jacuzzi, I, your ever-watchful El Presidente, find it rather amusing. The American wrestling industry can be a dog-eat-dog world, can it not? One day you're a top dog, the next…you're doggone. However, in our revolution, everyone has a place, unless they cross the line like those meddling CIA agents.
From my secure communications channel, I have tried to reach out to Steel. I could offer him a job as my security chief. The position has been open since my previous chief was unfortunately bitten by one of my guard dogs during a training session. Steel's credentials, comrades, is a perfect match, as he could bite the dog right back. But, asonce told me while we were watching a rerun of The Underdog,"the only place where dogs end up is in the doghouse.
Until that time, this is your El Presidente, signing off, and remember: In wrestling and in life, it's not about how hard you can bite, but how long you can chew. Viva la revolution!
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