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If you're a fan of felines and love a completely awful dad joke, then you've come to the right place. To ensure that you get your fill of both, we've gathered a compilation of cat jokes that, dare we say, are nothing short of purr-fect. You're probably groaning already knowing that you're in for a pile of bad cat puns and corny one-liners and, yep, you're absolutely right.
Why did the cat bring its watch to the bank? It wanted to save time.Did you hear about the cat that went to the doctor? It wasn't feline well.What do cats put in their houses? Fur-niture. Where do you find a cat with no legs? Right where you left him.Did you hear about the cat that burned dinner? It had to start over from scratch. What do you call a cat that's always telling on you? A tattle tail.How do you motivate a cat? Remind them to stay paws-ative.
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