'Well, allergy pill, the important thing is that you tried.'
April is flying by, and there have already been too many amazing viral jokes on Twitter that you've probably missed. Here are some of the best tweets from this month so far:My teen is taking the SAT today. As we were walking out the door, I asked her if she needed a special pencil. She looked at me and said We take it on computers. The air hung quiet between us. Oh I said. Huh I said. It’s the first year she added If it makes you feel any better.
love when my b*ss airs out his w*rk frustrations to me and says “i don’t know why i’m telling you this” after he lets some inside intel slip like sorry king i have an aura about me that makes people wanna queen out, your natural defenses are slipping“you should do shrooms it’ll open your mind” is there a drug you’d recommend that would CLOSE my mind? perhaps lithium? a lobotomy?
I can’t believe as a child I’d be asleep at 8pm and wake up for like 6:30? If I go to sleep at 8pm now I’ll wake up at midnight
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