If there is one thing that brings me true and lasting peace in this cold world, it’s a Kate Hudson rom-com.
A whirlwind series of magazine covers featuring cover lines like “How to Have Fun!” fly by, ultimately informing us that Kate Hudson is Andie Anderson,We see Andie editing a piece on Tajikistan, which apparently will never run in the magazine because women famously hate news.
Kathryn Hahn turned off her boyfriend du jour by being too needy , and after a line implying that this objectively thin actress is fat, Andie gets an idea: What if she hooked a guy and then acted extremely annoying, à la Kathryn, to see how quickly she could get him to dump her? Boom: movie premise.
Andie oh-so-conveniently forgets her purse at Ben’s, and he obviously goes through it and finds a pair of Knicks tickets. Guys love sports! But so does Andie! Because she’s cool, not like those other girls!Andie and Ben go to the Knicks game, where she attempts to turn him off by making him get her a million snacks and miss the game, but unfortunately she’s still hot, so it’s not working quite yet.
I’ve been off the straight dating market for some time, but do guys really hate when you... give them a plant? Because that’s, like, stage three of queer courtship. Time to crash boys’ poker night with tiny dog in tow, make everyone stop smoking cigars and eating good food, and ultimately ruin everything. This is what makes us girls!
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