ME: Hurry up or you'll be late for school. 7-year-old: Why would that make me go faster?
Me, after doing 8 hours of nothing: Everything. So many things. All the things.
In my opinion, parents should get a statutory extra 2 days off when the kids go back to school so they can have a haircut, hoover the car, go to the gym and sit peacefully for FIVE DAMN MINUTES. We could call it 'feeling like a real human again leave' or 'FLARHAL'.Weird how the first day of school also coincides with the first day anybody has ever driven a car.
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