'He proceeded to tell me they can't be cows because cows are black and white and these animals were all brown.'
"He proceeded to tell me they can't be cows because cows are black and white and these animals were all brown.""What was your 'I’m dating/married to a fucking idiot' moment?" and we had to share some of the funniest ones:"We served in the US Peace Corps together in Uganda. One day, it was really sunny out . She said, 'The moon is going to be really bright tonight.
"My now ex-husband legitimately thought that having a hysterectomy meant that your vagina was removed. I learned this when he asked me how women who had a hysterectomy were able to pee. Further discussion led to the realisation that he thought that a hysterectomy resulted in a nice smooth Barbie-like bump down there.""He thought potatoes never go bad because his mom always kept a bag in the pantry. I asked him if they ate a lot of potatoes and he said yes.
"My boyfriend refused to eat basil I had bought from the grocery store because it was a full plant. I was keeping it outside and he insisted that he would not eat 'dirty' food. I asked where he thought farmers kept produce and he said that they has 'special areas' for food to grow that was sterilised but my plant was not 'food grade' I just looked at him with a dumbfounded look. I didn't know how to respond.
"One day I was making butter chicken curry and in the middle of cooking realised I was out of yogurt. Sent him to the store to get some. He came back with blueberry flavoured...""My husband thought people whistled when they set off fireworks. He didn’t realise the fireworks themselves whistle. Though that was one of his more harmless stupidities."
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