Halloween is a time for tricks and treats, and that includes a few laughs. We've compiled an extensive list of the funniest puns, one-liners and knock-knock jokes for October that'll help you put the 'ha' in Halloween.
Where do werewolves buy their candy for trick or treaters? A were-house.Did you hear about the werewolf party? It was a howling success.What do mummies listen to on Halloween? Wrap music.What kind of coffee do mummies drink? De-coffin-ated.What is a mummy’s favorite rock band? The Grateful Dead.What is the dead’s favorite card game? Gin Mummy.What do you do with a green monster? Wait until it's ripe. What is a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
How to decorate your house for Halloween with lightsWho won the zombie war? Nobody, it was a dead tie!Where do zombies go on cruises? The Dead-iterranean Sea!Why did the zombie go to the orthodontist? To improve his biteWhat do you get when you cross a zombie with a snowman? Frostbite.What is black, white and dead all over? A zombie in a tuxedo.What did the zombie say to his date? I love a woman with brains,Why are zombies never arrested? They can never be taken alive.
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