Cry and moan about the Super Bowl like an expert after reading this blog.
There is nothing more American than participating in an event strictly so that you can complain about it, which brings us, yet again, to the Super Bowl. You will watch this year’s Super Bowl. Don’t even bother pretending like you won’t. In fact,believe that more of you will watch it this year than in any other year. You’re not gonna go on a hike instead. You’re not gonna watch all of the supposedly attractive counterprogramming options that get written up every year .
. I’ve been around long enough that I’ve been bitching about the Super Bowl since before you were but a notation in your mother’s ovulation calendar. I’ve aired every last grievance. The game is always a blowout! The ads were sucky! I didn’t care for the halftime show! I’m not sure that guy is actually gonna get up!
Those are all the default complaints, so allow a veteran hater like me to get you pissing and moaning about Chiefs-Eagles with just a bit more variety and zest. And I have no shortage of targets for your perusal. Here now are XIV things to hate about this year’s Super Bowl. Be sure to take notes, you f—king nerd.hate them. They have not only the best quarterback in the world but also the most entertaining one. Their head coach is adorable when his.
But this is America, where we love things only so that we can grow to despise them. And guess what? Turns out that I am NOT awed by Patrick Mahomes and company making five straight AFC title games. Turns out that I’d really like them to piss off! Their grotesque fans have tipped into The Troll Zone by doing the “tomahawk chop” with that extra bit of
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