WATCH: No kissing in Mzansi, says Cele

WATCH: No kissing in Mzansi, says Cele #eNCA

2020-04-07 03:46:00 PM

WATCH: No kissing in Mzansi, says Cele eNCA

It's day 12 of the lockdown and South Africans are becoming accustomed to living without luxuries. Police Minister Bheki Cele is challenging everyone to go a step further.

"This thing of thinking only forces must behave must end," he said."When they're gallivanting, tell them to go back to their houses."If they don't listen, push them back to their houses." Read more: eNCA »

He is showing signs of a dictator Hope he will come by my .....he will be my bodyguard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 No woman would tolerate such agression if he was hurt served him rite I wonder if he is as aggressive with his children. Inokuba uva ngabo if unabo phofu then abuye akhuphele kuthi The day when that pimp can get that big nose inside of a face mask he can come and kiss my ass before I stop kissing my lovely wife. But then again if I had such a big nose I wouldn't see who I am kissing...your nose your problem

BadboerGrandpa Kanti siphi apha n sifike njani Get knotted Tophat... Sekushoda Athi “fokof” kthina lobaba Haaibo That's what SHE said! Gangsta shooting his mouth off thenewmalema 'is possible to stay with ur wife at home and not kissing 😚 her?... Worry is that President is allowing such disrespect from his ministers to himself and public at large.

Dnt listen to your man and dnt listen to your wife. There is no kissing 😋😍 IamThem_Ba Mxm. Instead of making it more difficult he should be encouraging us and making it more comfortable, achievable. Leadership not tyranny. I dont drink but i understand its a necessity for some. Lets understand and accomodate each other. He just created a black market. New problems

This is all a joke to this guy 😏things he say on national television 😤 What is concerning is the amount of airtime the media are giving a person who clearly relishes the limelight and not in a good way. Reporters stroking his ego and giggling delightedly as he makes inane comments feeds poor journalism in our country. We don’t need this.

He is going to be miserable after lockdown. Noone to bully. He really is becoming so annoying. I think he overestimate his powers. Singing for super He fosek! This is what we get , having old people in power. Maybe he should make a list of things we are allowed to do. His list of 'not to do' is getting longer. He is supposed to enforce the rules as outlined by the President. Not given carte blanche to keep making new ones.

Cele is starting to bore now Wow... next thing he will be telling us wht time we should go to sleep... Cele yena o too much🤣🙆‍♀️ Hy kan mos dai vir sy ma gaan sê😒 Yerr this 1 Who is go tell him that we have been kissing someone's kids?😌😌 No kissing pha Emzinakhe loh utshoyo! Not apha kwam! No alcohol, no sex, now no kissing... this man wants us dead 🤞

😂😂😂 🤨 Imagine this oke being the countries president , singanya nyi Ubedlala ngani uyanazi you get so excited for nothing A ka ba sa nyala ngwana a monyane ko yena! Something went theee ka Mo hlogong ya mthako 😂😂😂Helaaang guys imagine this guy was our president 🤣🤣🤣 Abramjee You all being negative about the man, but you are not living in a country that's affected much right now. South Africa will truly crumble when it gets hit hard, these guys are doing anything they can to stop it. I've seen the attitude of comments on here before, it changes 😉

RealTeboho12 Ndosi 😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥 Empeleni sikwenteni Ndosi wasenyanya kangaka😪😭😭 Kahlen bo Next thing one family member per room... Savelelwa😳 He must forget !! Kant baphi abo palesa bezonika lomuntu ikhekhe ngoba ai usehlule Kkkkkk no kissing no nothing Bheki Cele ra jola😔😭 Abramjee He is trying to copy Mangope

Vk U Mnr Cele 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻 Tell him we said akafusege Headlines are on steroids 🔥🔥today This thug is starting to bore us now.. And how will he monitor people's homes and bedrooms ngathi sekuyabhedeka ke manje nisuke namncoma O tlae bona ko legodimong Wanyela Abramjee I am so embarrassed can you imagine what the rest of the world must think of us with this man shouting his mouth off over such utter rubbish.

Abramjee And no essential lunches... He thinks he is the main man. Wonder if he himself ever caught a criminal? mina i stopped ✋long time Old age ...these ministers must retire and let the new generation handle this ..nonsense Y’all journalists are bored, lockdown is affecting you big time...your focus is on nonsensical issues as such

Abramjee So irritating! Can somebody get their father please... I am about puke 🤮 Abramjee Who told this guy he was suppose to be the president coz he is over rulling this country GenBheki_Cele my leader i think u need to get married re-marry or xcept Jesus into your life Cele for President ✊✊✊😂😂 Abramjee Whose gonna kiss us then?

Abramjee Bheki becoming the king of Mzansi😂.Lots of memes... Bengcela ukbuza weMagaye unaye nkoskazi🤔🤔🤔 Now he's too personal 🤣🤣🤣 Oh Fuck off. There is something wrong with this guy Except kissing ass People can't even joke now smh, what happened to our sense of humor? Udakiwe u Bheki Cele! Who wants to kiss him anyway

Dear Minister..... Gogontle_ 🤣🤣🤣 Catch the Minister having lunch.... Ag enough already with this doos... So minister, what are you doing with the Manana and Stella matter? Any arrests forthcoming? 😂😂😂😂💙💙💙 This is just going toooo far... Lol 😂 next-thing will be no tlof tlof in Mzansi Cele must be drinking his sanitizer now..😂😂

This Flucker is a DICTATOR.... Running his own laws and own rules.. Everything he does is TOTALLY AGAINST THE CONSTITUTION OF S.A.. But then again. Puppets Will be PUPPETS. And only a handful of Lawyers have the Blls to take him on, The rest are sh!tt scared of him and his Gang Isn't it enough that Bheki Cele took alcohol away from us?! Now he wants to take away kisses from us!

I don't think he's serious about that🤣🤣🤣. Is it our lives or yours ntate Bheki Cele now your abusing you rights. No Sir Cele SouthAfricaLockdown This is for you boet...what is your next 'pearl of stupid wisdom'..... ? Cele sekadakwa umbuso manje Next he’ll say “don’t stay in the same house, buy another house and have your wife move there”🤣🤣🤣

Wonder what happens with bheki cele Maybe he's the god now or king maybe is the president of would 😂😂😂 Good thing dude doesn't know how I got my crutches 😅 This man enjoys ehat he is doing😂😂😂 Meanwhile Minister thinks he's running a puppet show here! We are still capable of making our own decisions.

Lol 😂🤣 Really?but let us listen to the rules of lockdown. Dude is going crazy Arh tell him ...he is a minister of police not God...ntlaaaa I really like Cele. Can’t help myself ThuliNew He's Over Using His Powers.. We Will Replace Him With Phiyega Soon. Jwale ro nyobana re sa kissana? Mr Cele is enjoying this😂😂

Why are your police more vicious abd brutal during this timebof lockdown than during crime busting periods? Here are serious issues at hand, that needs his attention ...a prisoner in possession of a cellphone and bullying in a so called 'rehabilitation center'. That nonsense will happen in his father's house

Fara God. sosospay No what? 😂 Cele adds No hanky Panky to his list for prohibition. MT : WATCH: No kissing in Mzansi, says Cele eNCA Eh😂😂😂 Next thing he's gonna order Eskom to switch off electricity at 8pm.. Kiss yoknuka la tsek😂😂😂😂 Eish ngempela until when? He must also go tell his comrades no visiting

Jho ay. Salt will kill us before corona does. They should be in church to be able to identify what happened between Adam and Eve because maybe if that gets to be sorted we would automatically behave accordingly but now we can't fix what happened then with what is happening now. I'm just trying to figure this out(Soldiers/Luv

He must stop talking nonsense and unban cigarettes. I think this old man must retire. He’s personal now. This one is looking for attention.. smh... So is sex 🍑🍆 also suspended? 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣 He sounds like he was hurt by a DJ. No wonder why former president zuma sideline him 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I wonder what the medical Dr are saying cz clearly this guy is mentally ill 🤒

He is late mncwaaa .... ..........mncwaaa 🙈🤔 How about this one🤣 Why is he giving more conditions than the President? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 This man 🙆🏾‍♂️ Dear Bheki cele its Trap 😂😂🤣😠😠😠👀👀 Bheki cele wa Reng monna😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😠👀 Lol ke ntate wa mang oo mar yooh🙆‍♂️ Us Single people we are ok 👍 😂😂😂👀🤣👀😂😂😂

The anus in a hat. Nobody can take this clown seriously. He has been an absolute disaster as a police minister under normal conditions, but now thinks he is the main banana when emergency rules are in place. My 5 year old could do better than this anus. 'no kissing?' somebody bring a breathelizer His not the president he must chill now his getting big for his shoes

Two words Hat Boy...second one's OFF ! 😡 On this 21dayslockdown Mr Cele should be addressed as President Bheki Cele. Just like the steers advert “he’s got us” 🤣🤣🤣 ? I'm sensing the late Mgabe vibes yazi , was he serious when he said it or joking?🤔🤔 Age is getting the better of you kehla This one will now get into our nerves NEC member broke the covid19 rules of lockdown n you telling us about kissing mxm

The power is going to your head. So is he going to enter our bedrooms now? He must enter open mic show after this quarantine Bheki🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I see the minister has got this well in hand. No no no this guy he's too much now, i wonder who broke his heart 💔 can i fear God not him ngizomubamba ngemphama ngeke akholwe.

Seyahlanyake manje 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Bathong 😱TheRealOtsi 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Ndosi is showing leadership ☺ This probably must qualify as peddling false narratives on public platforms. You guys think fascism is funny Aiii othoma gore tlwaela manje so is he going to hire soldiers for that either...i can imagine😆😆😅😅😅

I think it is time to put this goon to bed, in isolation so we don't have to hear what he has to say. Also stop his threats. Cele is nothing is not God just human being like everyone else so stop 🛑 giving high attention unnecessary This guy 🙄 Honestly , please stop reporting all the sh!t this man is spewing from his mouth, not worth reporting as news.

LOL Next stops no foreplay for the Mzansi people Hebana lotata... No maan he must take off that hat 1st, then starve for 21 days yena nje yedwa🚮 Why die hê wear a mask, is he sick? This guy thinks he's the president, damn, sit down, you still haven't solved Senzo's case Is Bheki Cele the president of this country? Seems like he's calling the shots now.

Mxm udlala ngath He must wait I hope masturbation is still legal. This moron is forgetting that the fight is against the virus not against citizens. He is what is known pejoratively as a complete tit. Sicela ukubona loncisha uBheki ikiss ngoba ngathi icrs indaba yakhe This man is power tripping. I'm hoping he hits a barrier shortly.

Yabonake manje udinga okho wena He must arrest Senzo Meyiwa murderers first GetVideoBot SA, you really need to get rid of this guy. Which tribe is Bheki Cele? Sotho, Zulu.... Has he recently received the health ministry portfolio? I think the minister of Police should stick to ridding South Africa of crime, not making ridiculous statements. His credibility is rapidly sinking.

Im sure he also saw the picture posted by Manana why they ddnt arrest them 🤔 Busy talking about kissing something that he knows very well that he wnt win What's next? Censoring daytime soaps on TV Maybe it's because he has alcohol withdrawal, which leads to blabbering a lot of shite So I can’t even ask him to kiss my ass ?

He's coming straight into our bedrooms... Pity you won't find us we will do it in the bathroom... Akakatheti nto nge sex? Ndosi ndoda ngathi sunamawalake manje!!.🤣🤣🤣🤣 Tltltltltltltltltltltlt okay this is hilay No hats should be next _IkanyengM Only BJs This minister is having Fun he is enjoying every second of this Lockdown 💔 💔 💔

Lol this man 😂,if he becomes president this country would be in trouble Practice social distancing at night.... muntu uzolala phansi phela manje I see this man switching off the internet at 8pm so that we can all go to bed Uphambene Cele Please someone stop him 😂😂😂😂😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ayonyani 🤣🤣🤣 What will happen to Mdumanana and Stella?

He's getting excited for nothing. Now any joke that Cele makes is news He’s having fun unkabi 😂😂😂 We will see All this Will lead to divorce, how come I can't give a kiss to my wife after cooking a delicious supper for me. No man Ke papa mang ou 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 😂 😂 🙆‍♀️ will sanitize before we deep throat Mr Cele don't worry 😎😎🤠

That's improbable Entlek uthini lo baba? Mina count me out andizi cameltoechallenge LockdownMzansi CoronavirusInSA This old dude Startin to irritate me he loves attention instead of doing his job I love this...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Is that because he is the frog in a fairy tale, and never gets kissed😂😂😂😂 I love all the tweets posted here. But GenBheki_Cele does not give a damn - like all psychopaths he only sees and hears his own voice

How are they going to police that? I like this men Jenene 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝 We want him to elaborate. What kind of kissing is he talking about? Kiss on the cheek, lips, forehead or what Oh nooo! This truly is a sad day... I am not allowed to kiss random strangers anymore!! Is this actually Cele or a parody of him he has lost the plot so badly you cannot tell it apart we nerd to fix this lockdown get rid of this useless pastor and give us a leader and police minister

Next he's gonna set a bedtime for everyone Cele is now just being too much and boring.. Agg! George Orwell. 1984. Sexcrime. This guy is high! Tsek! Ntate oo mareeee 😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😂😅😂😅😂😅🤣😅🤣😅😂😅😂😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅🤣😅😂😅😂😂😅😂😂😂🤣😂 A step further would be if these MP's offer to reduce their salaries, seeing that he enjoys the peasants being without luxuries, so can they.

Divorce rate going to rise Mkulu...

WATCH: Trevor Noah has a message for Mzansi during lockdownSouth African comedian and 'The Daily Show' host, Trevor Noah has asked South Africans to do their part during the country's 21-day lockdown. _Lifestyle I see illumanathi here🤬🤬🤬 _Lifestyle All lies 💀 all evil🧟‍♀️👹 deeds they 🧛‍♂️ stink 👃can try to cover them Fact is they don't go away _Lifestyle They must go shove those vaccine needles up their 🍑

Bheki Cele: ‘I wish alcohol ban could be extended beyond lockdown’Police Minister Bheki Cele has given the clearest indication yet that regulations prohibiting the sale and drinking of alcohol during the lockdown will not be relaxed, even remarking that he wished they were extended beyond this period. Ndosi I am with you on this one. I wish bottle stores and tarvens to open until 6pm. It will reduce chaos caused by drinking. Accurate On behalf of the SA people we think 💭 you might as well take this old madala! He’s always outside plz fix him ke problem motho nou

Decrease in serious crimes due to unavailability of alcohol: CelePolice Minister Bheki Cele has attributed a decrease in serious crimes to the unavailability of alcohol. its not unavailaility of alcohol wena moron, its the presence of cops all over, criminals are scared Wish it could stay like that forever. 😞 honestly think bhekicele_com is not1 of d brightest ministers. Hw cn u conclude dt crime hs been minimised by closing sale of alcahol. primary student wd differ & tll u dt ds pendemic hs nt only affected stock exchange bt also criminals. Imagine money heist in this empty roads

Cele says lockdown will only end early if we behaveAlthough sympathetic with citizens wanting to resume normal life as soon as possible, the minister says there is 'no need to rush' while people are still sick and dying of Covid-19. It’s not up to him! Good can he talk to his friends. We are all being as good as gold but have seen some dreadful footage of humans behaving badly. P.S. perhaps it's time to have different rules for different provinces and people? genbheki_cele is power tripping, he has no respect for us he forgets who pays his salary.

'Not listening to us is brutality,' says Bheki Cele on lockdownPolice minister Bheki Cele on Tuesday told police to instruct people not observing Covid-19 lockdown rules to go home, failing which “push them home” and if that failed, “they should arrest them”. Mxxxxm Hahahahaha Hhe madoda

WATCH | LMAO! Kenny Kunene tries to rap during lockdown and Mzansi can’t dealYhuuu, the Sushi King's rapping skills are on another level though! That song smells prison and sushi 😂😂😂