Your Horoscope s — Week Of January 14, 2020
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Romance is in the air for Pisces this week, as well as on the bed-sheets, the nearby curtains, and in a growing puddle on the floor.
You will give birth to a beautiful, bouncing baby girl this week, moments after going into labor inside that giant inflatable castle.
Your life will soon be divided into Pre-Angering-Of-The-Ants and Post-Angering-Of-The-Ants eras.
Don’t let anybody tell you what you can or cannot do. That’s for you, three to five of your ribs, and most of the hearing in your left ear, to decide.Read more: The Onion
these horoscopes dont seem.. grounded in reality Hmm . . . I'm impressed science will go far this month. Not impressed enough, since they still haven't figured out how to remove my butt from the couch after I basically superglued it there /: 5/10 week it looks, all things considered. I used to know what to do with my arms on the dancefloor when Blacklace and The Bee Gees made music. Why does everything have to be so bloody complicated these days?
why would you say my meatball sub is not about politics? it has always been about intersectionality. I'm fucking distraught over this heinous accusation It’s my RIGHT ear that’s messed up, so you got it wrong this week, Onion. Tell the stars to try again. I used to read my horoscope daily when I was a kid. Then I grew up and realised they were total bull plop. Now I can read them again thanks to the Onion. My inner child says thank you too.( I don't allow him to have a Twitter cos there's too many weirdos on it)
AP Ground Game: Election 2020: Last Chance For a Debate on Apple PodcastsOn this week’s Ground Game, AP Iowa political reporter TomBeaumont joins AP Washington Bureau Chief jpaceDC to discuss what to watch for in the last Democratic presidential debate before the crucial Iowa caucuses next month.
Your Horoscope for the Week of January 13You Horoscope for the Week of January 13
The Week In Pictures – Week Of January 13, 2020The Onion brings you all of the latest news, stories, photos, videos and more from America's finest news source. This is no Baby Yoda. I can tell you that. This is hilarious!
Madame Clairevoyant: Horoscopes for the Week of January 13On Thursday, communication planet Mercury enters rebellious Aquarius, and your thinking might feel as though it’s finally broken loose from the routine and tedium that used to bind it That comforts me. As an Aries routine and tedium are not friends.
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The 10K World Record Gets Broken—Again!.kipruto_rhonex took 14 seconds off the previous world best set just six weeks ago. kipruto_rhonex 14 SECONDS?!?!?!?! kipruto_rhonex ShaunGannon87