—Cursing herself out for ever having been so gullible, local mare Persephone couldn’t believe the stallion she slept with Friday had
lied to her about being a 5-2 betting odds favorite in the Preakness Stakes. “That son of a bitch wasn’t even in the race,” said the young thoroughbred, who shook her head at a picture of the stallion posing with Kentucky Derby-winningcause Medina Spirit didn’t even get odds that good. He told me he could get seats at the starting line, but he isn’t even here. I didn’t even stop to question what a championship horse would be doing at a farm like mine.
She could have done her research & easily seen through the lie, but she wanted to believe the fantasy.
One night stands in the barn usually happen like that. Next time put a lie detector on his head.
I bet you fell for his cute eyes?
That last line is hysterical
the oldest trick in the book
Sounds like a night mare.
And told her he didn't do drugs...
With beer goggles vs without
Wait until she sees that he put the insemination video up on Redtube!
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