Young Mare Can’t Believe Stallion She Slept With Lied To Her About Being 5-2 Favorite In Preakness Stakes

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BALTIMORE—Cursing herself out for ever having been so gullible, local mare Persephone couldn’t believe the stallion she slept with Friday had lied to her about being a 5-2 betting odds favorite in the Preakness Stakes. “That son of a bitch wasn’t even in the race,” said the young thoroughbred, who shook her head at a picture of the stallion posing with Kentucky Derby-winning jockey John Velazquez. “I should have known better ’cause Medina Spirit didn’t even get odds that good. He told me he could get seats at the starting line, but he isn’t even here. I didn’t even stop to question what a championship horse would be doing at a farm like mine.” At press time, the young mare admitted that she began to question the stallion’s racing credentials when he looked winded after sex.\n

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—Cursing herself out for ever having been so gullible, local mare Persephone couldn’t believe the stallion she slept with Friday had

lied to her about being a 5-2 betting odds favorite in the Preakness Stakes. “That son of a bitch wasn’t even in the race,” said the young thoroughbred, who shook her head at a picture of the stallion posing with Kentucky Derby-winningcause Medina Spirit didn’t even get odds that good. He told me he could get seats at the starting line, but he isn’t even here. I didn’t even stop to question what a championship horse would be doing at a farm like mine.

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She could have done her research & easily seen through the lie, but she wanted to believe the fantasy.

One night stands in the barn usually happen like that. Next time put a lie detector on his head.

I bet you fell for his cute eyes?

That last line is hysterical

the oldest trick in the book

Sounds like a night mare.

And told her he didn't do drugs...

With beer goggles vs without

Wait until she sees that he put the insemination video up on Redtube!

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