SAN DIEGO—Proudly dusting off his hands and slamming the door shut, local police officer Jason McCabe reportedly said “You’re going away for a long time” Thursday after successfully locking up a rape kit.
“You’re never getting out of here, not on my watch,” said the 10-year police force veteran, who threatened to throw away the key as he double-checked the bolt on the evidence storage room door to confirm that neither the rape kit nor any of the other thousands of untested sexual assault kits locked away in the facility would see the light of day. “You think you’re going to leave here before the statute of limitations expires? Fat chance, buddy. You’re right where you belong.
I must say I appreciate that they chose someone who looks like they’re supposed to be in a police lineup with Louie CK.
💀
Fuck that’s good
someskirt Oh my god
Jesus Christ
Yikes 😭
Respect.
Sensitive people be like: oh my God you're not supposed to make a joke with the word 'rape' in it because it's not funny. I'm offended! I'm going to organize against you so that you can be canceled. That's my impression, did I get it right?
Dark, but true.
damn son
Oh my god
I don’t know if I should laugh or cry at this. All too real that some people get away with destroying the lives of others for their own twisted sense of satisfaction.
Savage but accurate
OOF
🥴
AvalonClare. Apologies but this seemed worth a bump
Oh, honey, nooo
Too real
But what does Action Bronson have to do with it?
*that would implicate him
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣
'The world is so crazy that if you present things the way they really are it comes across as broad satire'
Sad but true.
Sickening.
You’re supposed to be satire, not accurate reporting…
Oof.
😬😬😬😬😬😬
Wow...
Sad truth
So brave!
realmattcashen JoeyDoughnuts_ b_mac3
Damn
Fuuuuuuuucckkkkkkkkkk
Edgier than a dull butter knife
jfc
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