WASHINGTON—In an effort to dissuade the Russian leader from invading Ukraine, President Joe Biden reportedly told Vladimir Putin Wednesdaylike,
an eighth of the people and twice the GDP—it’d be a breeze to annex, really,” said Biden on a phone call, hoping to avert a global crisis by convincing Putin that out of all the bordering countries Russia could possibly attack, the small Scandinavian nation had the most “bang for your buck.” “Look, I’m not trying to step on your toes; I’m just reminding you that you’ve got options. Why would you want a Slavic country anyway? You’re already a Slavic country; it makes no sense.
, I doubt if they would put up much of a fight. Plus, I just Googled Finland, and wow, it looks beautiful. You can’t visit Santa Claus Village in Ukraine.” At press time, Biden added that invading Finland would also put Putin perfectly in position to invade Sweden.
Not funny.
8erpentineskies Joe pokes the bear!
Fuck.
Well, last time Russia invaded Finland it didn’t go well for them. So in actuality this strategy is actually brilliant :P
' *Putin is not pleased with what Biden has said* '
That's fuckd up yo, they could just have a silent civil war like the rest of the Western powers
RealSaavedra Finland kicked USSRs ass in the beginning of WWII.
Now if the Finns had a modern day Simo Hayha they could send to Ukraine, them Russkies may get a little nervous..... lol
Well, considering how well Biden negotiated during BBB and voting rights, this probably happened.
You mean The Big Guy said that, not Biden.
😂😂
burritojustice Especially in the winter. With heavy tanks. That's the ideal time to invade Finland.
Go back to comedy.
Can we get a fact check on this?
allahpundit We’ll at least he didn’t try and buy Finland
allahpundit Yes, that went well at the start of WWII
Mess with Finland and you’re Finnished
“What if we just gave you Rhode Island? “
Second times the charm
They tried that already. 10:1 kill ratio on ground and a 33:1 kill ratio with a fighter plane USA disregarded as a failure Russians are wiser to attack someone else.
Bad idea. I got the shit kicked out of me in Finland
Oh no, not Finrin!
An hour later, he forgot who he had spoke to and the US declared war on Finland.
let’s sic ‘em on britain
Impossible, Finland doesn't exist.
Worked the last time.
'Finland? We NEVER WANTED FINLAND!!' Says Russia, looking at the picture in its desk, the picture of the one who got away...
Greenland
I'm looking intently for an onion that has been eaten. I have a good feeling about this one
We all know Finland doesn't exist *sarcasm*
Okay, that's actually a good strategy....
They messed with the Finns once. Didn't go so well.
And here we are pondering ‘Fact or Fiction’ ………
[Simo Häyhä intensifies]
'Do it while it's still winter! It'll be a Winter War of sorts!'
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