HALLSVILLE, TX—As he aimed his Winchester rifle at the stack of three large snowballs in his front yard, Texas man Bob Brookson was overheard notifying a snowman Tuesday that it was trespassing on private property and needed to go back to wherever it had come from. “Now, listen here, boy, I don’t want no trouble, so you best go on and git before I put a .
38-caliber hole in that big smiley head of yours,” said Brookson, cocking the gun while he explained to the frozen figure that its kind was not welcome around there and that he would be well within his rights should he choose to neutralize the threat to his home.
bringing a blow dryer to a curling iron fight
Lame
Fake snowman, flamethrower did nothing.
All forms of water matter whether it be liquid, solid or vapor.
No worries; the snowman has a conceal and carry permit. A pretty quick draw, too!
STAND DOWN, SNOWMAN. TWIGS IN THE AIR WHERE I CAN SEE ‘EM
OLD Recycled post. I am out of work if you need material.
Fear of whites
'You look white, but I ain't fallin' for yore shenanigan's! Now, skedaddle, or I start a-shootin'!'
🎵 Do you want to shoot a snowman?
ShijeSings But the snowman is white🤔
FlorkOfCows
Blast his snowy hide.
This is so fake. They wouldn't do this to a snowman because snowmen are white
Nah. Something that white will always be welcome in Texas.
And some will say this is fake. 👍
is this real
LOL
Surprised he didn’t just shoot Frosty.
Real men use their gifs!
Stand yor groind!
That is a shotgun. .38 is a pistol round.
He's not prejudice, he points a gun and says that to everyone. Even family.
TexasJustice254 you need sleep old man accusing that poor snowman
There must have been some maggots in that trucker hat he found For when he placed it on his head He began to shoot around
You gon learn today
Came right at me..
Snowman shot first
He won't shoot, he's white
tokenizedtweets 0xbC7B03bE761743D7173513EceCBd09Afd0D9a6d4
LOL. Now that’s funny! Maybe an allusion to the TX governor’s attack on windmills?
BrentTerhune dat you? “Now git off my property!”
Get off my land.
Good thing it's a white snowman.
If you want to know what sets The Onion apart, it’s the body language of the man AND the snowman, plus the light, combine that with the headline and that’s why The Onion isn’t your other solid satire headline machine.
Better be careful... some ultra-sensitive right-winger might come along and tell you there is no humor in dark times, forgetting that they literally and deliberately inflict pain and suffering on everyone who is different from them that they can... then laugh about it & mock on.
Hahaha
Good one.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
We dernt accept yer kind her
EastinDeverna
It was okay tho, as he got closer, cause he saw how white he was.
SeriouslyKari
I was wondering when they'd start shooting at the polar vortex.
With that snow body; spray paint him orange and your looking at the next Governor of Texas.
Sounds about right
Further reports indicate that the snowman was also a transgender Muslim, with ties to George Soros...
I believe you meant 'go back where you come from...' Words.
What is this place called Texas? It seems overrun with crazy gun totin cowboys itchin to slap Iron with whomever looks sideways at their daughter/wife.....curious indeed
Bwahahaha it's been 40 below in my town for 2 weeks. Ya gotta be tuff, crazy and a bit cognitively impaired to live here but it is beautiful....and only 30000 people in the whole Territory. 3 times as many Moose than people.
That’s Texas!
Go on GET
I wouldn't be surprised to hear they're trying to shoot the snow and ice out of their driveways.
How about that 'global warming', George Soros? Ahahahahhaha. Ha. ha..........ha. ha. *cough* Damnit, COVID!
This is why we need guns. Damn snow people.
michaelkell55 Hahahaha
the only untrue part of this picture is the snowman is wearing a scarf We don't have scarfs down here.
AttackonTyson If you live in Texas, then this is very believable.
At least the snowman's white.
Now I know this is fake because snowmen are white
Don't move he said.. and then.. suddenly.. The snowman ran off.. Leaving the Texan wondering.. shout he shoot.. or start SnowmanChurchTVonsunday
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