RogTallbloke Woke leftists will be cancelling the Onion now.
Obama to hold up on recently purchased Martha’s Vineyard island property until crisis averted 😀👍🏼
Sad but true
Wow talk about selective editing, please give original heroic title: “Trans-dimensional horrors can’t invade Earth if no Earth left”
😭
Humans can’t deal with slow disasters.
Well, we have been hearing it for fifty years at least. One grows calloused.
Okay, now do one about nuclear weapons.
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PVespian Please understand, I believe there is more we can do, but for every corporation who refuses to reconsider their packaging or carbon foot print, there is a company now making electric vehicles, planting trees, cleaning the ocean, conserving energy, installing solar, etc.
We’ve been 10 years away from total irreversible apocalyptic disaster for the last 50 years now, it’s only natural for people to have lost enthusiasm
climatechaos
I know already!
we're basically at the mercy of the oligarchs as to whether or not we go all the way
I know this is the onion but this headline is pretty much exactly what is happening.
Why is the Onion News more courageous and responsible than the real news?
forgot the drought
Yep. JoeBiden thinks the way to get thing done is by 'asking' TheDemocrats for ~40% of the bare minimum. It's like we owe a bookie $1M. We're just going to die. ClimateEmergency COVID ImpeachBiden
texas froze the west burned and the south flooded. any questions?
This climate change thing is so 1980's, 1970's, 1960's, 1950's............
Haha, 'approaching' this says.
One does not simply avert Climate Collapse, one embraces it. GroupHug
MiLlamoMiguel how I imagine you 😂
Every climate update these days is 'News: Our darkest predictions have now become our best case scenario.'
We live in Hell.
climate collapse....what ever.... :-)
'Proceed. On your way to oblivion.' Unicron.
'Nation annoyed at decision between cheaper bon-bons or saving the planet that they live on'
Swollen Balls!
True
We must accelerate climate collapse so I can dance on the bones of idiots and die in the battle for food.
You won't find a reputable scientific research that claims humans are responsible for climate change unless backed buy a politician.
Stop eating cheese and eat meat before cow farts 💨 end us all.
The ones that don't care must have lots of stock on oil.
This but unironically
Thank God for the Onion! 🤣🤣😂😂 lightening some s**t up!
Only 5 billion years left.. we're running out of time people!!
for the fifteenth time
The rare time onion news has a black person in it
We have known this would happen since the nineties, why are we so reluctant to change our behavior? Are we just stupid?
Dropped three ice cubes in my whiskey. In a few minutes they were gone. Melted in front of my eyes. ClimateChangeIsReal ClimatechangeIsScary
Remember what the boomers condemned us to, when you see them at family gatherings.
It is what it is.
Been there. Done that. Wanna buy a T-Shirt?
we're so fucked lmao
Saving the planet is only cool if your in an Avengers movie
Yup, you did it again this pretty much sums up the attitude of most Americans. So very hilariously sad but true...
breaking : Oil companies fund new re-release of Americas🇺🇸favorite vehicle
ed_solomon One thing at a time damn.
It's not like anyone that can do anything about it is going to something though. I can be upset as I want to be and not a damn thing is going to change, so might as well slide in defeated nihilism.
Poopiemorph
Ugh, so true
'We rapidly,' as opposed to 'we're rapidly.'
We are so dead.
Yeah, not too important. Why is it such a big deal?
The top issues now are racism and cv19. By the end of summer climate change and the collapsing economy will likely be foremost. And by the election I hope income and wealth disparities have a turn.
Okay let's avert climate collapse already people ok climate collapse averted well done everyone
Have liberals amended their 12 year timeline yet?
This captures the nation's utter indifference to climate change perfectly.
Too real
My brain waffles between 'it's important to save for retirement' and 'is the planet going to be inhabitable when I retire why do I wake up and work anymore is there a point to trying when we're all doomed.' Y'know, typical millennial stuff.
'It's because of all those cow farts.'
In our heart of hearts we know our extinction would be best for all concerned.
Dope earrings
You know *gestures at all the garbage fires happening all around the world
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