Xylophonist Shredding It

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bekaaaw It's. Not. A. Xylophone!

I think this is Svet Stoyanov? Who, for the record, really does shred

friedrich_adam Well, if you insist... (That’s a marimba, for those of you who don’t know) TheCavaliers

Am I crazy or is there no article for this one

On a marimba....

I can do a mean shred on the glockenspiel

Nice, check out any Frank Zappa song that has Ruth Underwood on it, and this headline is as true as ever

Sound would've been nice

Maybe just an extra enlarged Orff instrument. Yeah?

Yeah!!! Play Free bird!!!

Front ensemble be like

Was he playing the only song on the xylophone on which the holdup biker rumble by? The song 'Kaneda's theme' from Akira

I love to hear this

jam_doza

Hilarious because it’s a marimba

Alyciajoybadger

Eh, okay. It's nice I guess.

My MOTHER played Marimba! She would discipline me with the Mallots!

Nothing tops the xylophone shredding in this performance. Dude even has his own solo.

Can’t shred as hard as the triangle

Just for fun...

That’s a marimba

strange looking xylophone

At St. Alphonzo's pancake beakfast! (where I stole the mar-ger-een)

that’s a vibraphone

AndrewZeitlin Reminds me of your reaction to that concert we saw together in London.

😒....marimba.

I think he used to play with Ween. weeninfo

hay_shay

i’ve seen him onstage with phish

When they have multiple mallets in each hand is the best

Perhaps he's doing a cover of the bonus level from plok

Do you even Indoor?

Fuck yeah

Does it go to 11?

Ladies and gentlemen, watch Ruth ....

aMilkFiend

skeleton music

At least it isn’t a viola. (shudders)

He owes it to the rest of them to play the hell out of it.

🤘🏿🔥

LoneStarPerc

BanDaniel2323

Lmao one Lemmy's bastard sons

dude hell yeah

Xylophone is sexy

NO THEY KNEW THE MEANEST THING TO SAY WHY... ITS A MARIMBA 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤

That’s a marimba.

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