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Xylophonist Shredding It

Xylophonist Shredding It

2/23/2020 7:45:00 AM

Xylophonist Shredding It

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bekaaaw It's. Not. A. Xylophone! I think this is Svet Stoyanov? Who, for the record, really does shred friedrich_adam Well, if you insist... (That’s a marimba, for those of you who don’t know) TheCavaliers Am I crazy or is there no article for this one On a marimba.... I can do a mean shred on the glockenspiel

Nice, check out any Frank Zappa song that has Ruth Underwood on it, and this headline is as true as ever Sound would've been nice Maybe just an extra enlarged Orff instrument. Yeah? Yeah!!! Play Free bird!!! Front ensemble be like Was he playing the only song on the xylophone on which the holdup biker rumble by? The song 'Kaneda's theme' from Akira

I love to hear this jam_doza Hilarious because it’s a marimba Alyciajoybadger Eh, okay. It's nice I guess. My MOTHER played Marimba! She would discipline me with the Mallots! Nothing tops the xylophone shredding in this performance. Dude even has his own solo. Can’t shred as hard as the triangle Just for fun...

strange looking xylophone That’s a marimba At St. Alphonzo's pancake beakfast! (where I stole the mar-ger-een) that’s a vibraphone AndrewZeitlin Reminds me of your reaction to that concert we saw together in London. I think he used to play with Ween. weeninfo 😒....marimba. hay_shay i’ve seen him onstage with phish

Perhaps he's doing a cover of the bonus level from plok When they have multiple mallets in each hand is the best Do you even Indoor? Fuck yeah aMilkFiend Ladies and gentlemen, watch Ruth .... Does it go to 11? 🤘🏿🔥 He owes it to the rest of them to play the hell out of it. At least it isn’t a viola. (shudders)

skeleton music Lmao one Lemmy's bastard sons BanDaniel2323 LoneStarPerc dude hell yeah reissecup That’s a marimba. NO THEY KNEW THE MEANEST THING TO SAY WHY... ITS A MARIMBA 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤 Xylophone is sexy

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