World Rejoices As Grumpy Cat And Her Shitty Attitude Dead Forever

📆 5/17/2019 3:53 PM
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MORRISTOWN, AZ—Pouring into the streets to celebrate the passing of the viral internet sensation, the entire world populace let out a cheer upon learning Grumpy Cat and her shitty attitude had finally died and would stay dead forever, sources confirmed Friday. “Thank God we don’t have to deal with that asshole cat and her reign of negativity anymore,” said Cleveland-area social media user Candice Butler, one of 7.3 billion people who reportedly began to smile and walk with a bit more pep in their step as soon as the loathed feline—known for continually sulking and bringing everyone down—had been confirmed dead. “For years, Grumpy Cat has shown up everywhere online, poisoning our lives with her sour disposition and making us feel stupid for liking anything. Who was she to be so whiny and cynical about the world? She made millions of dollars just by sitting there and glowering. I’m relieved I’ll never have to see her stupid shit-eating frown ever again. Good fucking riddance.” At press time, reports indicated that thousands were lined up at the local pet cemetery where Grumpy Cat has been interred, each awaiting their turn to piss on her grave.

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While the passing was definitely sad I'm pretty sure this happened before covid.

This was 3 years ago.......why are you posting this now?

i cant like this one im sorry onion

What in hell

Too soon, too soon

FUCK THAT CAT

TOOOOOOOOOOO…………… SOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

Nope

Y ? Is this even anywhere 🤯🍔🌎👨🏼‍🦳

No, this is how I found out! 😭

Still better than Catholics (Original pic by Guido Sieber

I think we found the onions first miss

lol

Not funny 👎

As a long time fan of Grumpy Cat, this is perfect.

this is going over about as well as that time you called then-nine-year-old Quvanzhané Wallis a cunt

That's mean.

No grumpy cat slander

Her spirit lives on

Wrong date, however. RIP Queen 👑

thank God

Not cool, Onion

her name was Tardar Sauce you monsters!

Too late.

cat lovers in the replies absolutely devastated by this one

Why retweet this now? Still envious of her influence? I hope things get better for you.

Genuinely a good kitty, too soon

looks like someone didnt like grumpy cat

Too far onion, too far.

Too soon

Meow

World will truly rejoice for Kissinger.

Too soon

Too soon.

But she was just misunderstood!

🦀🦀🦀Grumpy cat is dead🦀🦀🦀

i know this is satirical but this ain’t it chief

Someone tell to put a gun to their head and pull the trigger

Sad

Looks like we got an onion to peel here!

internet explorer?

Sorry, Onion, this one is a fail.

Uhhhh....

Um not even funny

You all are going to hell

:(((

Posting this again?

Obviously written by a jealous dog.

fucking thank you

Hahahahaha boom

too soon

Dead pets aren't funny.

Bite your tongue. Grumpy cat kept it real.

In honor of GrumpyCat, GOOD!

Too soon.

This rules

Related: New social media cat sensation announced! World welcomes 'Dumb Cat!'

I didn't know satire news sites/Twitter news accounts were brave enough to post stuff like this

didn't you guys already post this lol

Cute :D

Oh boy....

Wait it’s a female?

ouch

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