Women Are Revealing The 'Male Secrets' They Learned When They Moved In With Their Boyfriends, And Some Of Them Are Gag-Worthy

'...That's semen.'

10/24/2021 3:24:00 PM

'...That's semen.'

'...That's semen.'

Tap to play or pause GIFTap to play or pause GIFIFCjennies4783ed5b86."I learned that guys don’t wipe after they pee, which seems fuckin' gross to me. At least pat it dry, so you’re not swinging droplets of piss around in your pants? I asked my ex to do it if he ever expected a BJ or to take a shower before asking, because I wasn't going near his pee-speckled dick."

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—uzumakixx7."One thing I learned about my husband after we got our own place is that he likes to start projects, but doesn’t always finish them. There are always random electronics and other things scattered around our place waiting to be finished or fixed."

—zingingcutie23_8."When I moved in with my boyfriend, I noticed he would always sit down to pee. I asked him about it and told him I thought men always stood while peeing. He said he sits down because it’s the courteous thing to do since we share a bathroom. I appreciated that, so now I side-eye any of these posts about pee on the rim or floor. Men…do better." headtopics.com

—krikoll9."I was never aware how fast — and by fast, I mean lighting-speed — men could change from jeans into sweatpants. It's like you see him 'acceptably' dressed and within the blink of an eye, he's wearing sweats. Gets me every time."

Tap to play or pause GIFTap to play or pause GIFPepsiavendfleger10."He can wiggle his penis. You know how some people can wiggle their ears, or just the tip of their nose? If we're laying around in bed, he sometimes 'waves' at me."

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