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Woman Wishes Husband Was Still Alive To Help Her Bury His Body In Garden

Woman Wishes Husband Was Still Alive To Help Her Bury His Body In Garden

8/2/2021 8:35:00 PM

Woman Wishes Husband Was Still Alive To Help Her Bury His Body In Garden

WALTHAM, MA—Reminiscing wistfully about her departed spouse, local woman Helen Calkins reportedly wished Monday that her husband was still alive to help her bury his body in their garden. “Oh, Frank always loved getting his hands dirty in the backyard, so it would have been a real pleasure for him to dig a shallow…

Frank always loved getting his hands dirty in the backyard, Read more: The Onion »

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Use sulfuric acid, then you have about twenty pounds of bones. Several bags of mulch, and a nice cover planting of bugleweed. Ironic timing. This was Minneapolis Star Tribune today. The person in the stock photo looks like a 20 year older version of the woman in the real story. And this is why they don’t just let anyone be a mob enforcer. Gotta plan ahead for things like this.

Bet she owns a English Bulldog Wouldn't that be nice if that's how it worked ..looks like..it’s time to start that composting bin that yer always talkin about.. Sure, burying a body is a lot of work but just think how good those Summer tomatoes are going to taste. Yum. Damnit. I laughed. I'm actually glad that the Onion survived the Trump years. Now that there has been a divergence between national news and hilariously stupid news.

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hahhaha He does the digging. She does the cleaning. Talk about a marriage made in heaven. Rookie mistake. Have them dig it themselves. Lesson for next time. +2 points for the picture. Another reason I do cardo and lift Proper planning would have included him pre-digging his own grave. Is this phoebe_bridgers

Yeah, like he’d get off his ass and lift a finger. 🙄🙄🙄🙄 'Well? He always did love working in the garden.'

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