Woman Wishes Husband Was Still Alive To Help Her Bury His Body In Garden
WALTHAM, MA—Reminiscing wistfully about her departed spouse, local woman Helen Calkins reportedly wished Monday that her husband was still alive to help her bury his body in their garden. “Oh, Frank always loved getting his hands dirty in the backyard, so it would have been a real pleasure for him to dig a shallow…
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Gavin Newsom holds onto his job as California governor, CNN projects
California's Democratic Gov. Gavin Newsom has defeated the effort to remove him from office, according to a projection from the CNN Decision Desk, capping off a recall effort that was born in partisan anger over his pandemic response but ended with a vote of confidence in his strategy to combat it.
Use sulfuric acid, then you have about twenty pounds of bones. Several bags of mulch, and a nice cover planting of bugleweed. Ironic timing. This was Minneapolis Star Tribune today. The person in the stock photo looks like a 20 year older version of the woman in the real story. And this is why they don’t just let anyone be a mob enforcer. Gotta plan ahead for things like this.
Bet she owns a English Bulldog Wouldn't that be nice if that's how it worked ..looks like..it’s time to start that composting bin that yer always talkin about.. Sure, burying a body is a lot of work but just think how good those Summer tomatoes are going to taste. Yum. Damnit. I laughed. I'm actually glad that the Onion survived the Trump years. Now that there has been a divergence between national news and hilariously stupid news.
Laurel Hubbard becomes first ever openly transgender woman to compete at an OlympicsThe Tokyo 2020 Summer Olympics are underway after the Games were delayed for almost a year because of the coronavirus pandemic. Follow here for the latest news on the Summer Olympics. Rubbish The Kiwi became the first transgender athlete to compete in a different gender category to that which they were born, but she was unable to make a snatch and subsequently knocked out of the competition. She will always have an advantage
hahhaha He does the digging. She does the cleaning. Talk about a marriage made in heaven. Rookie mistake. Have them dig it themselves. Lesson for next time. +2 points for the picture. Another reason I do cardo and lift Proper planning would have included him pre-digging his own grave. Is this phoebe_bridgers
Yeah, like he’d get off his ass and lift a finger. 🙄🙄🙄🙄 'Well? He always did love working in the garden.'
Katie Price 'sobs' as surgeon refuses to pull her skin into 'cat woman face'In a new video Katie Price tells how she had full body liposuction including under her chin, eye and lip lifts, as well as fat injected into her bum - but said her doctor refused to give her a full face lift
Woman shot dead in front of her terrified young childrenPolice have issued an appeal for information after Joana Peca, 27, was fatally shot inside a vehicle in St. Petersburg, Florida.
Woman loses mom, grandmother, fiancé 5 days apart to COVID'This hurts my heart like nothing else,' Tiffany Devereaux wrote in a GoFundMe update after the death of her fiancé, just three days after her grandmother died. Cue the crackpot anti vaxxer commenters with their conspiracy theories even in the face of preventable tragedy. Must be a sobering experience—in those final moments as it sinks in that the virus is going to win—to have the realization that you’re dying solely because you wanted to fit in with a political tribe and didn’t dare risk taking “lefty medicine” that would have saved you. All vaccinated too we heard. Interesting.
Laurel Hubbard Becomes First Trans Woman to Compete at the OlympicsLaurel Hubbard made history at the Olympics by becoming the first openly transgender woman to compete in any Games. If Laurel is a proud Transgender then Laurel should proudly be competing with the other biological men... and not stealing the opportunity for success from actual real women QUAQUAQUAQUÁ.
Woman develops meat allergy triggered by tick bite: 'Eating out is a huge risk'The allergy, linked to a bite from the 'very aggressive' lone star tick, involves red meat like beef, pork or lamb. Support meat industry eat all you can spread the love