Woman Reverts Back To Inner Primate To Snatch Up Fallen Razor With Toes

What’s the big deal? 🤷🏼‍♀️

patromancer is me

Good thing the reporter was there with their camera to capture the moment.

a man did too

Return to monke

Can confirm I saw it w/ my own eyes 😅

Absolute proof that women genetically prefer bananas.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 release the apes!

Return to monke

Monke

Y ..

“inner-primate” or “monkey-in-the-middle” ?

When recovering from a injury picking things up with your toes is a life saver.

I totally do this

Why is this on the onion it’s true

chriswurl27 .

The Bee is way more funny.

News that we deserve.

Monkë

Return to monke or evolve to crab

I’m so jealous because I can’t do this anymore...

Well, that pussy isn’t going to shave itself.

PogU, gamers

Hey it’s me!

Don't be jealous of us finger-toes, we'll pinch this shit out of you with our feet!

Really? Is this a information?

Toes!? Oh Fuck yeah

Being podiadextrous is the only way to be

*Simian. Humans are primates too. Thank fuck for pedantry justifying my existence today.

Evolution has its benefits. But sometimes you just need to backslide a bit.

Brazilian girls say 'no coming back' to the Inner Primate any more....

Feet 👀

If you don't pick things up with your feet, I don't want to know you

_Jonesy115_

Reject DollarShaveClub, return to monke.

Headline kind of sounds like a return to natural

personally, my inner primate is pretty much out & proud.

BEND OVER? This is the only way to pick up things that fell

I once saw my infant daughter checking out her human incarnation by trying to pick up a toy block with her toes.

My kind of woman

A real man picks up the soap with his foot when he drops it.

Monke

she returned the monke, i'm so proud

“O you who have believed, eat from the good things which We have provided for you and be grateful to God if it is Him that you worship.” Quran: [2:172]. The Quran is The Final Word From God; The Creator Of Everything.

Rude

I haven't bent over since 1984.

Haha liberal women don’t shave..

A walk on the wild side, as it were.

Palaeontologists across the world are studying this event and comparing it to 1000s of years of bone placements to find new connections with humans past.

Revert or evolution or revolution? Maybe prevert regularly known as pervert cause this pic wasn't covert. Over...

Maybe you meant 'simian'

If you can't pick things up with your toes, you're missing out and not living your best life 🤷🏻‍♂️

Keep using those feet or the toes will keep shrinking. Evolution.

You do realize that picture is porn for the foot fetishists out there!

Y'know I bet this story could be true.

alexx_dosay it's happening

rainnwilson

She's finally coming home. Join us in returning to MONKE.

What is this?

Oh, oobee doo. I wanna be like you. I wanna walk like you. Talk like you, too......

Human adaptability is amazing! Keep up the good work

I am so good at toe lifting objects

i feel targeted

i revert daily

Me but with banana

Waiting for the feminazi explosion in 3, 2, 1

Thats a mans leg bro

‘Monkey Toes’ McGillicuddy ..was played by Lucille Ball in the original movie ..and by Debra Winger in the ‘80s remake

devildoll StoneyboBoney I feel attacked

Women returns to monke

I think she's related to my barber.

I'm really freaked out. Has The Onion been watching me shower?

While shaving of primate hair.

return to monke

Reject Humanity Revert to Monkey

That’s a lot more shaving then.

HOW

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