She just is embarrassed to fart when her boyfriend is there!
gibbiiginnii sus
No she def is but that whole damn house smell like pig farm fs
Oh, she's still intolerant, but no one is there to smell the difference
Lactose = glucose + galactose. So, is her bf made of amino acid?
She doesn't have to hold back the farts.
I wish mine worked that way.
Her when boyfriends gone: 'time to
The mouse will shit while the cat is away.
you got this
Mint chocolate ripped
Her left eye scares me
I don't get it, can someone explain?
Woman N(n)ot S(s)o Lactose Bleeding
Duh! When the boyfriend is gone they can then release the kraken in the basement and fart them selves silly.
nycsouthpaw Well, you would have to understand the process of the condition.
Reeeeeeeeeeepost
She looks like she's on the verge of lazy eye
She can fart up my apartment any time
More like she dgaf about backside blowouts when he's gone
I can smell this tweet
Eye edit is on point
lol
double-edged spoon
I’m relieved I’m not the only person who plans their diarrhea
'Boyfriend a Lot Less Demanding About Hogging the Bathroom When He's Out of Town'
My girl was the same way but she was intolerant to dick.
This is as loose as her left eye. Brilliant.
Good God, the Onion is so lame now. It used to be so funny.
Yeah because having rotten egg farts and diarrhea is less embarrassing when nobody else is there to witness it.
Of course. Able to deal with the consequences in private.
Oop! The lactose intolerant community is gonna come for ya'll!!! They have no tolerance for those who don't tolerate the lactose intolerant!
Good lord I hate women so much it’s unreal.
He should leave her
So convenient
And the calories don’t count if no one’s watching.
pbbbbrrrthththpththbpth
Well when he is the one that cleans up each time your stomach purges the lactose all over the floors. Its best not to be.
Some say she likes chocolate when bf is not there.
😂😂😂👊
hahahahah!!!!😂
💨
_kylecopeland you and I are guilty
I thank her for that.
how
I know it smell crazy in there
Was he trying to get her to drink from his nipples...?
'Surprise, hunny!.. I'm not going after all. How bout some anal?'
Neighbors say the odor coming from her apartment tells a different tale.
Poot!
good joke
Yeah that's 'cuz she can finally fart
PooPourri Yes mam I agree I’m using the original citrus spritz right now mam I iam doing my 30 to 45 minute sit down on the potty and it smells like citrus mam even though I’m sitting with my pants half way to knees with my legs close and relaxing on the the potty
Sometimes the picture really makes the headline pop. Love the smirk.
Men also not so lactose intolerant when out of town away from girlfriend.
Eat without ridicule?
She doesn’t have to hold back her flatulence. 💨
The number of people not getting the joke is astounding.
She is a cow killer. You know one of those fake liberals that pretend to care about climate but their diets don’t align to their ethics.
Sometimes the urge to eat ice cream is just stronger
That's true love.
🤣
Like the many 'gluten-intolerant' people who can still drink beer...
I knew it!
Woman not so fellatio intolerant when boyfriend out of town
Also: not so monogamous
What a dumb thing to lie about honestly
Doesn't ring true...what boyfriend doesn't love ice cream himself?
Shes got bezos eye dont trust her
She's gasletting
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Ali’s anyone going to make a Tutti-Frutti joke?
Cuz she doesn't want to fart around him.
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