Woman In Ninth Year Of Letting Boyfriend Down Easy

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CHICAGO—Saying she wanted to "end things the right way" and not leave any painful, unresolved issues lingering between them, area woman Deborah Oster confirmed Wednesday she has been letting boyfriend Greg Norfolk down easy for the past nine years. "Greg's such a sweetheart; breaking things off suddenly would just be too cruel," said Oster, who began emotionally distancing herself from Norfolk in 2003 after concluding they just weren't cut out for a long-term relationship. "I know it won't be easy for him, but this year I think it's time for me to sit Greg down, tell him we need to talk, and then gently broach the subject of how we both might benefit from a little more alone time. Then, three years from now, I'll be able to bring up the idea of seeing other people, explaining that it could be a way for us to learn more about ourselves and improve our own relationship. That should pave the way for me to suggest we take a break in 2017." Sources confirmed Norfolk has no plans to tell Oster that he has been regularly cheating on her for the past seven years.

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CHICAGO—Saying she wanted to "end things the right way" and not leave any painful, unresolved issues lingering between them, area woman Deborah Oster confirmed Wednesday she has been letting boyfriend Greg Norfolk down easy for the past nine years.

"I know it won't be easy for him, but this year I think it's time for me to sit Greg down, tell him we need to talk, and then gently broach the subject of how we both might benefit from a little more alone time. Then, three years from now, I'll be able to bring up the idea of seeing other people, explaining that it could be a way for us to learn more about ourselves and improve our own relationship. That should pave the way for me to suggest we take a break in 2017.

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I don’t have a clue what I’ve read now. Who cares

🥳 congrats dude almost there

Didn't even change the dates. Are they broken up now or what? Get your shit together Norfolk.

I believe that's called marriage.

Just because that man is quite good looking in a heteronormative sort of way doesn't mean he's not an evil misogynyst who should be expunged from the face of the earth. ALL 👏 MEN 👏 ARE 👏 RAPISTS 👏 Feminism

Commitment to the process is absolutely vital when you're breaking up with someone.

We need an update! It's 2020!

I heard they were taking separate vacations his year while maintaining a Cloud relationship for just 99¢ per month. Their alter-ego avatars have been introduced and AI has been acquired for the purpose of 'the participation/no feelings hurt' trophy. Relationship auto/pilot

😂😂😂 ... Optimism is a helluva drug. Maybe he'll change and she won't have to do it.

HA!!!

Lucky guy tbh

Seriously, and this is on twitter. Move on already!

Takes a while to work your way into it. I feel like she’s surprised that he’s stuck around this long. Can’t he take a hint already!!

Hmmm

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