“How would I resolve The Trolley Problem?”
They may be moaning, but there’s a good chance they’re pondering the famous thought experiment and whether they’d directly sacrifice the life of one person to save five.“Oh my God, this is fucking amazing!”“But what ever will the Duke think?”While amorous, should the Duke learn of this transgression it would throw all of the province into turmoil.“Do I call him Billy? Billy-Bob? Or Mr. Thornton?”“Now that they’re lulled into a false sense of security, my interstellar armada should attack.
It’s a big if, but there are still parts of Chile that are very isolated and remain untouched by human civilization.“I’d rather be having sex in Duluth, MN.”“Where did they learn how to do that?” You’ve been working hard on practicing juggling, and doing it during sex is sure to surprise your partner.List slidesUnfortunately, delivery drivers aren’t always fast enough to get there before you ejaculate.“My seventh-grade Spanish teacher was kinda hot.”“This is so nice of me.”Advertisement“I have a medium to average sex partner right now.”“Is this the one that likes a finger up their ass or the one who hates it?”Self explanatory.
‘The ceiling could do with a new coat of paint.’
Haha
Yeah but Crash Test Dummies did it better
'Has that mole on her back always been that big?'
ejaculation is like morphine and i don't really love you deeply.
i'm a different n iac
Her: Why does his penis taste like my sister's vagina? Him: Why does get vagina taste like my dad's penis?
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Why the hell did I vote for Biden?
'You have to find real people Billy, stop imagining me, i dont want to exsist here, its scary here Billy I want to rest. Im tired of you explaining Elder Scrolls lore for 3 hours'
I actually clicked the fucking link and not one of those slides made me even smirk
'I wonder what my husband is doing right now'
Partner?
5x5 is 25 5x6 is 30 5x7 is 35……………
I was with you until the dinosaur thing, dinosaurs are all around us frens
Omfg this guy is so huge!
All right already...we’ve done it this year already.🧐
Ratio
“This has got to be worth at least $200 in shopping”
i always thought i should have gone potty first not afterwards... and i resolve it by playfully closing her eyes and pooping at her lips~ and laugh until we eat it together~
“Maybe if I play dead he’ll stop”
“Why am I cheating on my wife with my partner?”
“That vaginal birth has ruined things”
“It’s so big”
'If he doesn't stop soon, this palm's gonna get chafed.'
“I wonder how late whataburger is open”
“Doesn’t he get that no means no?”
living in greenland
“When will this end?”
Partner?
Hope she doesnt eat my head. Thats what a mantis would think
'Blue. I think I'll paint the ceiling blue.' A punchline to an oldie; but, a goodie.
How they have never known a more considerate, thoughtful lover, and how they are looking forward to reading Zealous Representation in the Circumstantial Murder Trial.
99% of the time they are thinking 'Why isn't the Onion funny any more?'
She's hoping you'll stop the sex talk so she can finish with her Ewan McGregor fantasy
Will She Condome Your Behavior or not.. .oO( will i accept the condomequences hmm...)
Beige, I think I’ll paint the ceiling beige.
Did i fill out my W-2 correctly?
The trolley problem genuinely keeps me up at night. If they’re tied up to the tracks and I just waltzed into the situation, what moral ground does my future actions hold compared to the person who orchestrated this looney tunes setup to begin with
Warthogs.
DON'T FINISH. DON'T FINISH. DON'T FINISH. DON'T FINISH. DON'T FINISH. DON'T FINISH.
“Oh no not again, why can’t you use the left every now and then?”
Uh hey
I always think about The Onion works better than thinking about baseball stats.
Shows a couple.
Oh, boy, oh boy, oh boy?
Feet...Feet...
'I'm really glad my partner isn't here.'
Now THAT is how you open an article!
My wife doesn’t have time to think.
Beige. I'll paint the ceiling beige.
my 7th grade spanish teacher was hot qwq
I bet I could do that milk crate challenge
'Oh, my ex used to do this, too. I didn't like it then, either.'
It's not necessary be.... focussed....while.....😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
'Ow my back'
'I'm hungry'
Thinking about her sister as I plough and fill the thristly canal
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