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What Your Partner Is Actually Thinking During Sex

What Your Partner Is Actually Thinking During Sex

10/21/2021 8:30:00 PM

What Your Partner Is Actually Thinking During Sex

Unless you are a necrophiliac, it’s only natural to wonder what your partner is thinking during intercourse. Here are several common thoughts everyone has in the bedroom.

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Advertisement“Oh my God, this is fucking amazing!”List slides“Oh my God, this is fucking amazing!”Your partner’s thinking about a brisket sandwich they once had.Advertisement“But what ever will the Duke think?”List slides“But what ever will the Duke think?”

While amorous, should the Duke learn of this transgression it would throw all of the province into turmoil.Advertisement“Do I call him Billy? Billy-Bob? Or Mr. Thornton?”List slides“Do I call him Billy? Billy-Bob? Or Mr. Thornton?”Ideally, this would be discussed pre-coitus. headtopics.com

Advertisement“Now that they’re lulled into a false sense of security, my interstellar armada should attack.”List slides“Now that they’re lulled into a false sense of security, my interstellar armada should attack.”Never underestimate the element of surprise.

Advertisement“Wow! My partner is the best at sex!”List slides“Wow! My partner is the best at sex!”It’s technically possible that they’re thinking this.Advertisement“I absolutely do not like the look that sand tiger shark is giving us.”List slides“I absolutely do not like the look that sand tiger shark is giving us.”

Yeah, you probably shouldn’t have proposed sex at an aquarium.Advertisement“There’s no way that this makes babies.”List slides“There’s no way that this makes babies.”Seriously, what are the odds sticking that in there could make another human?Advertisement

“I think my parents did this too.”List slides“I think my parents did this too.”Yep. They boned without protection in the back of a Camaro.Advertisement“Man, J.K. Simmons was absolutely chilling in Oz.”List slides“Man, J.K. Simmons was absolutely chilling in Oz.” headtopics.com

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People rightfully talk about the actor’s performance inWhiplash, but that doesn’t compare to his role as Nazi​ inmate​​ ​Vernon Schillinger.Advertisement“This is what they do in porn.”List slides“This is what they do in porn.”Several minutes of quiet kissing and missionary.

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Advertisement“I’d rather be having sex in Duluth, MN.”List slides“I’d rather be having sex in Duluth, MN.”Wouldn’t we all?“Where did they learn how to do that?”List slides“Where did they learn how to do that?”You’ve been working hard on practicing juggling, and doing it during sex is sure to surprise your partner.

Advertisement“I am hungry for a McDonald’s Filet-o-Fish and I hope I get one before this is over.”List slides“I am hungry for a McDonald’s Filet-o-Fish and I hope I get one before this is over.”Unfortunately, delivery drivers aren’t always fast enough to get there before you ejaculate. headtopics.com

Advertisement“My seventh-grade Spanish teacher was kinda hot.”List slides“My seventh-grade Spanish teacher was kinda hot.”Whatever it takes to get there, ya know?Advertisement“This is so nice of me.”List slides“This is so nice of me.”Ninety-nine percent

of the time, people having sex with you are just taking pity on you.Advertisement“I have a medium to average sex partner right now.”List slides“I have a medium to average sex partner right now.”Good for you!Advertisement“Is this the one that likes a finger up their ass or the one who hates it?”

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List slides“Is this the one that likes a finger up their ass or the one who hates it?” Read more: The Onion »

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