What’s the Deal With Andrew Cuomo’s Nipples? An Investigation

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Does Andrew Cuomo have nipple piercings? An investigation, by Olivianuzzi

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Andrew Cuomo Photo: Eduardo Munoz Alvarez/Getty Images By now you have probably seen them. Framed by arms, half-bare, resting on the table. A few inches below THE GREAT SEAL OF THE STATE OF NEW YORK: PERFORMANCE — INTEGRITY — PRIDE — I WORK FOR THE PEOPLE.

It’s not that they appear to be hard. Everybody knows what that looks like. It’s that the hardness appears unmistakably foreign, an aspect given not by a holy creator or even a surgeon, but by someone — something — else. After Cuomo’s nipples showed up at his daily press briefing this week, the internet was quick to surface photos from 2017 in which his nipples, covered by a similar white polo shirt, didn’t resemble the 2020 version at all.

“Body shaming is not OK. It’s never gonna be OK,” she wrote. “And when people are out in the front lines working so hard for all of our benefits, to then turn around and body shame? Shame on you. Knock it off. Do something to uplift people and make the world a better place. Not take cheap shots that are unnecessary.” She added, “Anyway, I hope you all have a great day and think about that for a little while.”I decided the only thing left to do was call Barney Frank.

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Olivianuzzi Why is that even being discussed on social media?

Olivianuzzi There are nothing to do ? Que asquerosos son los escritores en su Editoria!

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Olivianuzzi Forget the nipple ring. Why does his finger look like sausage casing?

Olivianuzzi That's enough. I give up.

Olivianuzzi I won't click into the article. I don't want to see things that can't be unseen.

Olivianuzzi I gotta stop following NYMag after this bullshit nonsense

Olivianuzzi Sorry, way beside the point and counterproductive.

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Olivianuzzi This is cute. Good thing nothing more serious going on.

Olivianuzzi Oh for god's sake.

Olivianuzzi Who fucking cares

Olivianuzzi My President for the moment .

Olivianuzzi There is almost nothing I care less about than this. Grow the fuck up.

Olivianuzzi Poor taste.

Olivianuzzi Really? Now? Morons.

Olivianuzzi Unfollowing because of this article

Olivianuzzi WASTE OF TIME!

Olivianuzzi Mental much🤪? Morons.. 😂

Olivianuzzi Don't you idiots have anything more important to report on?

Olivianuzzi Just stop because it’s nunya dam bizniz.

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Olivianuzzi Suspenders. Sometimes politicians dress to look a part, and wear things in a way that's atypical. They're the clasps on suspenders.

Olivianuzzi Your legacy wants to be known for reporting about this during the single biggest human crisis ever?

Olivianuzzi Oh FFS, enough already, they’re not pierced. He simply had them ripped to shreds one evening during some heavy tit torture, let’s try to be factual at least.

Olivianuzzi This is stupid

Olivianuzzi So.

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Olivianuzzi What muppet in your editorial meetings thought this was a good idea?

Olivianuzzi What the unholy fuck...who cares about man-nippled!

Olivianuzzi What's the deal with morons? There is a pandemic going on, people are dying, get serious.

Olivianuzzi Bed tiger

Olivianuzzi OMG, this country in crisis for crying out loud‼️All you want to write about is Cuomo’s 🤬 nipples. Suck on any much⁉️ Step the F off already and report some news worthy stories. All men have nipples and so do women. This is not an archaeological find🤔💭

Olivianuzzi Really? This is important?

Olivianuzzi She is an ignorant child.

Olivianuzzi Kinda hard to take publications seriously when they don't publish anything on value.

Olivianuzzi Disrespectful 😡

Olivianuzzi You just lost your credibility.

Olivianuzzi Wgaf

Olivianuzzi Who. The Fuck. Cares?!?

Olivianuzzi Maybe, but I’m pretty sure most of the GOP are castrated..... better story suggestion “2020.... who has balls?”

Olivianuzzi It could honest be nipple hair

Olivianuzzi Effing ridiculous. Get a real job.

Olivianuzzi What is wrong with you? Seriously,grow up!

Olivianuzzi Ridiculous. Really? Can’t you come up with something more interesting?

Olivianuzzi 😳

Olivianuzzi And blocking nymag. ffs.

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Olivianuzzi Who gives a shit? Really? FFS!!

Olivianuzzi Bro. If he does... I mean he’s already the man. So... This dude is a G.

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Olivianuzzi WTAF?

Olivianuzzi Seriously? Glad I do not pay for a subscription anymore. Is this really an important side of the pandemic we’re facing? How about DV victims trapped at home in quarantine or a cheap recipe for families struggling w/o a paycheck. Grow up!

Olivianuzzi That’s hot

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Olivianuzzi Kelly Clarkson!

Olivianuzzi Guess he’s receiving too much praise? Jealousy is a MF! We love Cuomo!

Olivianuzzi I fucking HOPE he has nipple piercings for the sake of us all. That’s a tough MOFO, you got that right.

Olivianuzzi Excuse me but who the fuck calls them “tit rings”

Olivianuzzi Who the bleep cares ? He's trying to save lives in his state - l don't care if he wears women underwear .

Olivianuzzi I had to read this twice to make sure I was reading correctly. WHAT?!

Olivianuzzi Hell he might even have a Prince Albert who gives a shit

Olivianuzzi 😂😂😂

Olivianuzzi we are in the middle of a catastrophic pandemic and you're headlines read like the National Enquirer! What the fuck is wrong with you? We dont care what he has pierced or tattooed or and other trivial bullshit! You're supposed to be an actual NEWSpaper!

Olivianuzzi Seriously. What the hell.....we're in the middle of a pandemic.

Olivianuzzi Really? How could this possibly be relevant, or any of your business?

Olivianuzzi Yall fucking foul

Olivianuzzi I don't really care. Do you?

Olivianuzzi They are probably Trump BS detectors. When BS is detected they vibrate a low frequency warning.

Olivianuzzi What? Insert gif of Parker Posey asking Liev Schrieber about his nipple piercings in “The Daytrippers” Watch it!

Olivianuzzi This man is taking charge of this crises much better than our President and this is the kind of story that’s being written about him?!!! You lose all respect for this one....

Olivianuzzi Really, who cares?

Olivianuzzi Please do something important like find out how abortions Trump has paid for

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Olivianuzzi Right now, he can have whatever he wants on him.

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Olivianuzzi You are like the commander-in-chief of the virus Eliminator.

Olivianuzzi You all need to stop, there are more important things to cover in the world , this tweet speaks loudly to your lack of editorial professionalism

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Olivianuzzi Who the f-ck cares?

Olivianuzzi His dominatrix needs something to attach her dog leashes to.. duh

Olivianuzzi Really Who ever wrote this, had way too much time on their hands. Dumb!!

Olivianuzzi Sure this is what’s important in today’s current climate

tomphilpott Olivianuzzi DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT. His brother is positive for Covid. He's fighting for New York THIS IS WHAT YOU USE YIUR PLATFORM FOR.

Olivianuzzi This is useless and trivial garbage.

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Olivianuzzi It's Nipopoliptic.

tomphilpott Olivianuzzi Who gives a flying damn? How about getting into something creative since you have too much time on your hands.

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Olivianuzzi I mean, really, do YOU care? An 'investigation'? Puhhleeez.

Olivianuzzi Damn you Nuzzi! I wasn't gonna click. I scrolled and scrolled and it would not get off my screen. And dammit now I must have this answer.

Olivianuzzi So men's bodies can be publicly critiqued now. I thought equality would feel better than this.

Olivianuzzi Stellar “journalism” 🙄

Olivianuzzi Now? Really!?

grannynannynews Olivianuzzi For all the good the Governor is doing right now, you choose to demean him. ShameOnNYMag

Olivianuzzi nipplegate

Olivianuzzi That is how he charges his battery, like a car battery dummy, what a question

Olivianuzzi Unfollow.

Olivianuzzi Am I the only one who thinks that’s hot 🔥?

Olivianuzzi Nipple piercings or not- Cuomo is BOUGHT by billionaires and big pharma

Olivianuzzi 😂

Olivianuzzi I hope so!! hubba!!

Olivianuzzi I guess things are really quiet and there is nothing important to write about.

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Olivianuzzi So NYmag is resorting on sensationalism to engage readership now?

Olivianuzzi 'He's got three nipples, he's a witch!'

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Olivianuzzi Olivia, loved your interview with Rudy a few months back but this is what your doing with your time right now? Sheesh

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Olivianuzzi All going on and you waste time on this? Wtf cares?

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