YAKIMA, WA—Indignant over her continued ability to burn, visibly angry local woman Maria Williams, who is currently ablaze, asked aloud Tuesday why she even bothered to get a Covid-19 vaccine if it turned out she could still catch fire.
“There’s no way I would’ve gotten that stupid jab if I knew I could still go up in flames like this!” screamed Williams, who was reportedly engulfed in smoke from head to toe as she ran through her home and accused the scientific establishment of deception, stating that it had failed to inform her of her continued flammability when it immunized her against the deadly virus. “Those shots were supposed to protect me! I went through all that hassle.
Damn this is cringier now than it was then
Bahahahaha
Same deal with seatbelts…why bother if they don’t guarantee my survival? I hate this.
adamcifu 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏 Ifn ya cant take da heat, get outta da kitchen! PS. Flashpoint of living (adipose) tissue ~250F. 😉🤣😎
Bravo for getting all the 'virology experts' arguing on a single tweet 🤣
Body burnt beyond autopsy analysis,vaccine success % goes up,pharma wins,politicians look good,we’re screwed. This would make a good horror movie. Wait,we’re already in it.
Timcast Not funny at all
Did she get Pfizer, Moderna, J&J, or Kidde?
OH PLEASE ...........can you just give me a number up without saying three to whatever which no one ever heard of until after they took two? just admit you have no clue and call it science because you can't give a number . I BELIEVE IN SCIENCE .I don't believe in you
Maybe she was promised to be fire proof by someone...
“So lockdowns did nothing? Says woman who got hit by a car” am I onioning right?
Cool. So strawman propaganda. Remember when the onion was funny. ?
Why wear a kevlar vest if the energy from the impact breaks some ribs? Might as well raw-dog those bullets.
Fucking lol at everyone buttmad over this.
Timcast 👀
If you don’t ‘get’ the joke here, better to keep that to yourself.
I don’t get this analogy
georgehahn
'man puts life vest on and screams why am I still hungary'
She would have to tear open a “my pillow” and roll her glue ladened body through it to get enough asbestos content for fire protection. The vaccine was just to track her charred body.
Ugh this reads like a Babylon Bee article!
We never said you couldn't catch fire only that if you do you will less likely be hospitalized for it.
JohnRobertsFun As a child, I spake as a child & asked my mom, 'Why do I have to take a bath if I'm only just going to get dirty again?' 🤣
Ha, I see you making fun of an unvax argument without them knowing you are making fun of them.
npetey
this sucks and is dumb
After I got vaccinated I have not used a condom. Vaccines are retty cool .. you guys should try it out.
RT : ‘Well, Why Did I Get Vaccinated Then?’ Screams Burning Woman After Realizing She Can Still Catch Fire
You gotta also get the FIRE VACCINE stupid! Send extra 50$ to Bill Gates for an upgrade. That will also give you an embedded nanotech 5G router.
Exactly.
No worries,the vaccine numbs your senses and prevents smoke inhalation, she’ll be fine.
In all seriousness, so many people coming straight out and pretty much explicitly stating that they do not understand how percentages work.
wait, you mean not everybody got the flame resistance skin from the vaccine? damn, guess that’s just moderna
😁😄😅😂
This isn't going to help the dire situation. smh
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