Vulture Feeling Nauseous After Eating Bad Rotting Deer Carcass

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MESA, AZ—Saying that the putrefying meat just wasn’t sitting right, a local vulture was reportedly feeling nauseous after eating some bad rotting deer carcass, sources confirmed Thursday. “Oh God, I think that festering carrion I pushed down my gullet earlier might’ve been a little off,” said the visibly pained scavenger bird, recalling that the fetid decomposing flesh had been sitting out in the sun for a few days. “Or maybe it was just something with this particular infestation of maggots. It’s hard to tell what exactly the culprit is sometimes. Ugh, I think I’m gonna be sick.” At press time, the retching vulture had never felt so miserable in its life and vowed to be more careful in the future when selecting a decaying pile of muscle, skin, and feces-filled entrails.

 

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When ur hungry ur hungry

It was the secret sauce...

Same

People (and maybe vultures) rarely feel nauseous, but it’s common to feel nauseated.

whyfund This is analogous to political life, is it not?

(Not The American Common Black Vulture) (It Can Digest Road Kill White Tailed Deer) (Which Are Plentiful In The Mid-Atlantic USA) !!

✅ Jaguar on Palisade venom

feel bad for that vulture, should've checked the expiration date :(

Ugh I know how it feels.

Must be trichinosis

I thought it was Trumps's official campaign bird

Oof, that one just didn't agree with me...

Chinese man feeling nauseous after eating a bat

At least he doesn’t have coronavirus

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