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Video Game Henchmen Plan Meetup Around Explosive Barrels

Video Game Henchmen Plan Meetup Around Explosive Barrels #NationalVideoGamesDay

12.9.2019

Video Game Henchmen Plan Meetup Around Explosive Barrels NationalVideoGamesDay

LEVEL 5—A group of video game henchmen patrolling the warehouse hideout of their criminal mastermind boss informed reporters Wednesday of their upcoming plan to take a brief break from making their rounds to meet up around a stack of five highly explosive barrels. “When we considered the best place to exchange the latest information and warehouse-guarding strategies, we all immediately thought of the spot by the large red barrels, the ones with the large flame symbols on them to indicate flammability,” said one of the identically dressed guards, citing the barrels’ convenient central location, which each of the henchmen happened to walk past at one point or another during their regimented back-and-forth patrols. “The plan is to sync up, gather together near the barrels, and then remain there for approximately eight seconds to share input, feedback, and ideas before resuming our guard duty. If all goes well, we’d likely consider returning to the same spot for quick check-in meetings every minute or so.” Another henchman, the lone one without a shirt, added that the group planned to go forward with their scheduled meetup regardless of whether or not they heard any loud sounds.

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🤣🤣🤣 Always wondered why that cat was so damn big...like a freaking tiger!!! HEY! That's my spot!

A women's field hockey game at Kent State was canceled for football pre-game fireworksA women's field hockey game was halted during play so personnel could prepare pre-game fireworks for the football team on another field. There was a social media uproar, with questions about why Kent State would have fireworks ahead of a Division I match. What are you saying CNN? Spell it out! Women again being patriarchy by mean men! Of course I am being facetious. You guys are pathetic and transparent You dont even hide it anymore. For those of you quick to justify KentState’s decision denying that it was grounded in sexism, I hope you don’t have daughters. But if you do, I hope they get to play sports. And if they become D1 student athletes, I hope they never get disrespected like UMaineFH and TempleFH The football team generates revenue. Women’s field hockey actually loses money.

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SethMacFarlane Look at the size of that alley cat That cat on the trash can looks like trouble And why is this news? I swear if this gets to r/atetheonion I'm going to flip some tables HardDriveMag

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Please Enjoy This Video of Jennifer Lopez and Jimmy Fallon Performing Iconic Music Video DancesFrom the Macarena to the InMyFeelings challenge.

Jason Momoa Just Said His New Apple TV+ Series Is Better Than ‘Game Of Thrones’Those are some serious claims.

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